The stockbroker received notice from the IRS that he
was being audited. He showed up at the appointed time
and place with all his financial records, then sat for
what seemed like hours as the accountant pored over them.
Finally the IRS agent looked up and commented, "You
must have been a tremendous fan of Sir Arthur Conan Doyle."
"Why would you say that?" wondered the broker. "Because
you've made more brilliant deductions on your last three
returns than Sherlock Holmes made in his entire career..." (joke-id:372) next joke |