A guy walked into a little corner store with a shotgun and
demanded all the cash from the cash drawer. After the
cashier put the cash in a bag, the robber saw a bottle of
scotch that he wanted behind the counter on the shelf. He
told the cashier to put it in the bag as well, but the
cashier refused and said, "...because I don't believe you
are over 21." The robber said he was, but the clerk still
refused to give it to him because he didn't believe him.
At this point, the robber took his drivers license out of
his wallet and gave it to the clerk. The clerk looked it
over, and agreed that the man was in fact over 21 and he
put the scotch in the bag. The robber then ran from the
store with his loot.
The cashier promptly called the police and gave the name
and address of the robber that he got off the license.
They arrested the robber two hours later. (joke-id:304) next joke |