A woman is delivering a baby. She's a soccer player, and so's her husband, who's not there! She's having a hard labour. The baby's almost out. She gives her best, her last effort before fading out! 'Huuuuuummmmmmmmm'... The baby comes out so rapidely he smashes against the wall... She mourns him and starts thinking she wants to give another try. A few months later she's again in labour delivering a baby and this time her husband, a goal keeper, by the way, is there to help her. They both know she can't help throwing the kid against the wall, therefore he decides to go to the same place the baby died last time. He missed the spot. She mourns the baby and a few months later she's in labour again, and her husband is there again. Covering the whole area. She's trying, trying.... trying, and the baby.. voooochh, flies just across the hall and her husband gets it and **PUUUUNCHHH**: " Here it goes!" (joke-id:2896) next joke