There was an old man that was a resident in a nursing home. He was unhappy until one day during recreation time he spotted this little ol lady, about his same age, 80-85 years old. Over the next several days he really eyed her and begin to move a little closer to her. They began talking and hit it off pretty well. A few days later he got up the courage to ask her to go back to his room and have sex. At first, she hesitated, but finally said ok. They slowly walked down the hallway to his room. They began undressing. She took her shirt off, then her bra, and then stopped and said, wait, I have not done this in years, and besides I get shortness of breath and I have acute angina. He stopped and look over at her and said, that is good to know because your tits look like hell. (joke-id:2894) next joke