A gay went to the doctor, and complained: - "Hey doc, I got a rose in my ass!" The doc said: - "No, I don't believe you. You just want me to put my hand in there, don't you!" - "But there IS a rose in my ass!!" The doc shrugged, and put on his rubber glove. "Well, all right!" He inserted his first finger into the gay's ass, and felt around. - "No rose here.", he said. - "There IS a rose. Go a little deeper." The doc inserted his entire hand into the gay's ass, and felt around. - "No rose here." - "Belive me: there IS a rose there! Go a little deeper." The doc sighed, and pushed deeper in, until his elbow was inside. - "Still no roses." - "THERE IS A ROSE THERE, THE HECK!!! Go deeper!" The doc got really pissed off, pushed his ENTIRE ARM into the gay's ass, and felt around. - "NO, NO FUCKEN ROSE HERE... no, wait... the heck, there IS a rose in here!" The gay licked his lips, and said: - "Yum yum. It's for you!" (joke-id:2847) next joke