Mary and Joseph were on their way to Jerusalem. Mary's feet were getting sore from walking and she started to whine, "Joseph, my feet hurt". Joseph replied, "Well get on the donkey". Further down the path, "Joseph, my back hurts". Joseph replies, "Well, I guess I could carry you". Further down the path,"Joseph, my stomach hurts". Joseph replies bluntly, "If you don't stop whining, I'm going to tell everyone how you *really* got pregnant." (joke-id:2859) next joke