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A man was driving along a road when he saw a poor nun walking alone.
Out of his good nature the man picked her up.
While in the back seat the man and her carried on a conversation. He
asked the nun how hard it really was to avoid sexual activity. She responded
by telling him that she actually was involved sexually with Catholics quite
often.
The man seeing a chance to get some responded by telling her he was
Catholic and had often dreamt of getting head from a holy woman. The nun
seemed exicited and asked the man to pull over where she proceeded to give
him the best blow job he ever had.
They continued driving when the man couldn't live with the guilt any
longer.
"You know, that was the best blow job I've ever had, but I lied
to you. I'm actually not Catholic, I'm Baptist", the man said under his
breath.
"That's okay, I lied to you too. My name's Frank, and I'm on my
way to a costume party."
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