1. Q: Why have scientists started using lawyers for experiments instead of rats? A: They don't become so attached to the lawyers. (joke-id:53) 2. Q. If all the cars in the country were pink, what would we have? A. A pink car nation. (joke-id:119) 3. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never Be able to support you. (joke-id:175) 4. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it. (joke-id:253) 5. Q: What has more lives than a cat? A: A frog! It croaks every night! (joke-id:262) 6. Q. Why are women's breasts like a train set a kid gets at Christmas time? A. They were originally made for children - but the father always gets to play with them. (joke-id:268) 7. What did the rug say to the floor? Don't move, I've got you covered. (joke-id:277) 8. What has one horn and gives milk? A milk truck (joke-id:284) 9. What tree is always unhappy? The blue spruce. (joke-id:2048) 10. Q: Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? A: Because they would be bagels. (joke-id:2049) 11. What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced. (joke-id:2050) 12. What dessert comes in an edible container? An ice cream cone. (joke-id:2051) 13. What bone will a dog never eat? A trombone. (joke-id:2052) 14. Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit! (joke-id:2053) 15. Q: Where do baby cows go for lunch? A: To a calf-a tira ! (joke-id:2054) 16. Q: Why do men like to watch porno movies backward? A: They like the part where the hooker gives the money back. (joke-id:2055) 17. Q: Why do women pierce their bellybutton? A: Place to hang their air freshener. (joke-id:2056) 18. Q: What is the first thing a blonde hears in the morning? A: "See ya." (joke-id:2057) 19. Q: What is the first thing a brunette hears in the morning? A: "Sssshh. I have to call my wife." (joke-id:2058) 20. Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court? A: He heard that the referee was blowing fowls. (joke-id:2059) 21. Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start! (joke-id:2060) 22. Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. (joke-id:2061) 23. Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. (joke-id:2062) 24. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy. (joke-id:2063) 25. Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand. (joke-id:2064) 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21   NEXT