1. Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted! (joke-id:621) 2. Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone. (joke-id:622) 3. Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant. (joke-id:623) 4. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. (joke-id:624) 5. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. (joke-id:625) 6. Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits. (joke-id:626) 7. Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can't even keep two calves together! (joke-id:627) 8. Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They've never met. (joke-id:628) 9. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! (joke-id:629) 10. Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job. (joke-id:630) 11. Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A1: She'd just dyed her hair. A2: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much. (joke-id:631) 12. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads. (joke-id:632) 13. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. (joke-id:633) 14. Q: What was the blonde psychic's greatest achievment? A: An IN-body experience! (joke-id:634) 15. Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle? A: They both get fucked up when they're on their back. (joke-id:635) 16. Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common? A: Put either of 'em in a car and their fucked. (joke-id:636) 17. Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme? A: Humpme Dumpme. (joke-id:637) 18. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. (joke-id:638) 19. Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears. (joke-id:639) 20. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them. (joke-id:640) 21. Q1 How can you tell if a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out on the screen. Q2: How can you tell if another blonde's been using the computer? A: There's writing on the white-out. (joke-id:641) 22. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once. (joke-id:642) 23. Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you. (joke-id:643) 24. Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9. (joke-id:644) 25. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! (joke-id:645) 1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT