926. Q: How do you drown a blond? A1: Put a mirror at the bottom of the pool. A2: Don't tell her to swallow. A3: Leave a scratch and sniff at the bottom of the pool. (joke-id:1546) 927. Q: How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping? A: The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard. (joke-id:1547) 928. Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead. (joke-id:1548) 929. Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots? A: Flattered. (joke-id:1549) 930. Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS? A: A know-it-all bitch. (joke-id:1550) 931. Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One's a phony buck. (joke-id:1551) 932. Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician? A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts. (joke-id:1552) 933. Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have? A: One that never misses a period. (joke-id:1553) 934. Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is? A: An Italian suppository. (joke-id:1554) 935. Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. (joke-id:1555) 936. Q: WHAT CAN SAVE A DYING BLONDE? A: Hair transplants. (joke-id:1556) 937. Q: WHAT DID THE BLOND SAY WHEN SHE WOKE UP UNDER THE COW? A: What are you guys still doing here? (joke-id:1557) 938. Q: WHAT ARE THE WORST SIX YEARS IN A BLONDE'S LIFE? A: Third Grade. (joke-id:1558) 939. Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES? A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans. (joke-id:1559) 940. Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF THE NEW COMPUTER? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get MTV. (joke-id:1560) 941. Q: What did the blonde do when she heard the British were coming? A: She stopped sucking. (joke-id:1561) 942. Q: What did the blonde say when she was showed her newborn baby in the delivery room? A: I'm not going to suck anything *that* small. (joke-id:1562) 943. Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common? A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any. (joke-id:1563) 944. Q: What does a blond say during a porno? A: There I am!! (joke-id:1564) 945. Q: Why doesn't a blondes guts fall out of her twat when she stands? A: Because the vaccum in her head keeps them in place. (joke-id:1565) 946. Q: What's the difference between having sex with a blonde and eating Jell-o? A: Jell-o wiggles when you eat it. (joke-id:1566) 947. Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do. A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood. (joke-id:1567) 948. Q: Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses? A: She was having sunny periods. (joke-id:1568) 949. Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant? A: Her feet! (joke-id:1569) 950. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose? A: When she farts, her knees bag. (joke-id:1570) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT