901. Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A SHOPPING CART? A: The shopping cart has a mind of its own. (joke-id:1521) 902. Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A CORN FARMER WITH EPILEPSY AND A BLONDE WITH DIARRHEA? A: One shucks between fits. (joke-id:1522) 903. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board. (joke-id:1523) 904. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a walrus? A: One has whiskers and fishy flaps, and the other is a walrus. (joke-id:1524) 905. Q: What's the difference betweena blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining. (joke-id:1525) 906. Q: What is foreplay for a blonde? A: Thirty minutes of begging. (joke-id:1526) 907. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once. (joke-id:1527) 908. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone. A2: Only one person can use the phone at once. (joke-id:1528) 909. Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen. (joke-id:1529) 910. Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? A "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt." (joke-id:1530) 911. Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off. (joke-id:1531) 912. Q: How do you plant dope? A: Bury a blonde. (joke-id:1532) 913. Q: Why did god give blonds 2% more brains than horses? A: Because he didn't want them shitting in the streets during parades. (joke-id:1533) 914. Q: How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? A: Wave to her. (joke-id:1534) 915. Q: How does a blonde measure his/her IQ? A: With a tire gauge! (da da dum) (joke-id:1535) 916. Q: How does the blond turn on the light after she has had sex? A: She opens the car door. (joke-id:1536) 917. Q: How does a blonde get pregnant? A: And I thought blondes were dumb! (joke-id:1537) 918. Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits. (joke-id:1538) 919. Q: How do you get a blondes eyes to twinkle? A: Shine a torch in her ears. (joke-id:1539) 920. Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm? A1: She drops her nail-file! A2: Who cares? A3: She says, "Next". A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder. A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes. A6: I mean, who really cares? A7: The batteries have run out. (joke-id:1540) 921. Q: How do you make a blonde's eyes light up? A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. (joke-id:1541) 922. Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads? A: (With a rocking of the head from side to side) I dunno! (joke-id:1542) 923. Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put spikes in their shoulder pads. (joke-id:1543) 924. Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads. (joke-id:1544) 925. Q: How does a blonde like her eggs? A: Unfertilized. (joke-id:1545) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT