876. Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs? A: To avoid the draft. (joke-id:1496) 877. Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room? A: They have to pull their own pants down. (joke-id:1497) 878. Q: Why do blondes wear panties? A: To keep their ankles warm. (joke-id:1498) 879. Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee? A: It's too hard to re-train them. (joke-id:1499) 880. Q: What do blondes do for foreplay? A: Remove their underwear. (joke-id:1500) 881. Q: What do blonde virgins eat? A: Baby food. (joke-id:1501) 882. Q: What's the mating call of the blonde? A: "I'm *sooo* drunk!" (joke-id:1502) 883. Q: What is the mating call of the ugly blonde? A: (Screaming) "I said: I'm drunk!" (joke-id:1503) 884. Q: What's the mating call of the brunette? A1: "All the blondes have gone home!" A2: Has that blonde gone yet? A3: When is that blond bitch going to leave!? (joke-id:1504) 885. Q: What's the mating call of the redhead? A: "Next!" (joke-id:1505) 886. Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. (joke-id:1506) 887. Q: WHAT IS BLONDE AND GREEN AND JUMPS FROM BED TO BED? A: A prostitoad. (joke-id:1507) 888. Q: WHAT IS 68 TO A BLONDE? A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one. (joke-id:1508) 889. Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. (joke-id:1509) 890. Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'. (joke-id:1510) 891. Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE BAKE A CHICKEN FOR 3 AND A HALF DAYS? A: It said cook it for half an hour per pound, and she weighed 125. (joke-id:1511) 892. Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE PUT HER FINGER OVER THE NAIL WHEN SHE WAS HAMMERING? A: The noise gave her a headache. (joke-id:1512) 893. Q: WHY DID THE BLONDE HAVE BLISTERS ON HER LIPS? A: From trying to blow out lightbulbs. (joke-id:1513) 894. Q: Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? A: She heard that the drinks were on the house. (joke-id:1514) 895. Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route. (joke-id:1515) 896. Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. (joke-id:1516) 897. Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN ELVIS AND SMART BLONDES? A: Elvis has been sighted. (joke-id:1517) 898. Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN BLONDES AND TRAFFIC SIGNS? A: Some traffic signs say stop. (joke-id:1518) 899. Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A LIGHTBULB? A: The lightbulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on. (joke-id:1519) 900. Q: WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BLONDE AND A BITCH? A: A blonde will fuck anyone, a bitch will fuck anyone but you. (joke-id:1520) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT