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Jokes archive (blonde_qa)


851.
Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you?
A: Tell her she's pregnant. (joke-id:1471)


852.
Q: What will she ask you?
A: "Is it mine?" (joke-id:1472)


853.
Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees?
A: Come. (joke-id:1473)


854.
Q: How does a blonde kill a fish?
A: She drowns it. (joke-id:1474)


855.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. (joke-id:1475)


856.
Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor?
A: By the ears. (joke-id:1476)


857.
Q: How do you know a blond likes you?
A: She screws you two nights in a row. (joke-id:1477)


858.
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
A: Her crayons are still sticky. (joke-id:1478)


859.
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor! (joke-id:1479)


860.
Q: WHY IS A BLONDE LIKE AUSTRALIA?
A: They're both down under, and no one cares. (joke-id:1480)


861.
Q: WHY DOES A BLONDE LIKE THE NUMBER 77?
A: She likes to be 8 (ate) more. (joke-id:1481)


862.
Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX?
A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with. (joke-id:1482)


863.
Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?
A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down. (joke-id:1483)


864.
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS?
A: When they aren't upright, they're grand. (joke-id:1484)


865.
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
A: Who cares? (joke-id:1485)


866.
Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?
A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful. (joke-id:1486)


867.
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers. (joke-id:1487)


868.
Q: How is a blonde like peanut-butter?
A: They spread for the bread. (joke-id:1488)


869.
Q: What do you call a blonde on a waterbed?
A: Cherry Float (joke-id:1489)


870.
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN A BLONDE THROWS A PIN AT YOU?
A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. (joke-id:1490)


871.
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE GOLFER WITH AN IQ OF 125?
A: a foursome. (joke-id:1491)


872.
Q: WHAT DO YOU GIVE THE BLONDE WHO HAS EVERYTHING?
A: Penicillin. (joke-id:1492)


873.
Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law?
A: An air bag. (joke-id:1493)


874.
Q: What nickname is most used by blondes in order to boost their popularity?
A: B.J. (joke-id:1494)


875.
Q: Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped?
A: Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open. (joke-id:1495)

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