826. Q: Did you hear about the blonde couple that were found frozen to death in their car at a drive-in movie theater? A: They went to see "Closed for the Winter". (joke-id:1446) 827. Q: Why won't they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription bottles in the typewriters. (joke-id:1447) 828. Q: What is the definition of the perfect woman? A: A deaf and dumb blonde nymphomaniac whose father owns a pub. (joke-id:1448) 829. Q: Why is a blonde like an old washing machine? A: They both drip when they're fucked. (joke-id:1449) 830. Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worry worry worry" A: Fun period fun period fun NO PERIOD worry worry worry! (joke-id:1450) 831. Q: Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night. (joke-id:1451) 832. Q: A blonde is walking down the street with a pig under her arm. She passes a person who asks "Where did you get that?" A: The pig says, "I won her in a raffle!" (joke-id:1452) 833. Q: A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces. A: "Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces." (joke-id:1453) 834. Q: HOW DOES A BLONDE PREPARE FOR SAFE SEX? A: She puts on rubber based lipstick. (joke-id:1454) 835. Q: What's a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: Locking the car door. (joke-id:1455) 836. Q: Why did the blonde keep failing her driver's test? A: Because every time the door opened, she jumped into the back seat. (joke-id:1456) 837. Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur within 5 miles of home? A: She moved 10 miles away. (joke-id:1457) 838. Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A: A blonde parade. (joke-id:1458) 839. Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold? A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out. (joke-id:1459) 840. Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car? A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe. (joke-id:1460) 841. Q: THERE WAS A BLONDE AND A BRUNETTE WHO WERE ABOUT TO COMMIT SUICIDE. THEY BOTH JUMPED OFF A TALL BUILDING, AND A COUPLE OF SECONDS LATER, THE BRUNETTE HIT THE PAVEMENT, BUT NOT THE BLONDE. WHAT HAPPENED TO HER? A: She got lost. (joke-id:1461) 842. Q: A GUY ASKED HIS BLONDE WIFE, "HOW DID YOU GET THE CAR IN THE LIVING ROOM"? A: She said "I drove it through the kitchen and took a left." (joke-id:1462) 843. Q: SOMEONE ASKED IF A BLONDE BELEIVED IN SMOKING. A: She said "Yes, I've seen it done." (joke-id:1463) 844. Q: How do blonde braincells die ? A: Alone. (joke-id:1464) 845. Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. (joke-id:1465) 846. Q: How do you change a blonde's mind? A1: Blow in her ear. A2: Buy her another beer. (joke-id:1466) 847. Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! (joke-id:1467) 848. Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY? A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. (joke-id:1468) 849. Q: HOW DID THE BLONDE DIE ICE FISHING? A: She was run over by the zambonis machine. (joke-id:1469) 850. Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest. (joke-id:1470) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT