76. Q: What was Kunta Kinte's prostitute sister's name? A: Rent a Kunta (joke-id:2115) 77. Q: What's the difference between a job and a wife? A: After 20 years a job still sucks. (joke-id:2116) 78. Q: Why was the black kid crying while he was having diarreah? A: He thought he was melting? (joke-id:2117) 79. Q: Why won't mothers let their black kids play in the sand box? A: Because cats try to burry them. (joke-id:2118) 80. Q: Why should you wrap electrical tape around hamsters? A: So they don't blow up when you fuck them. (joke-id:2119) 81. Q: Why was the wheelbarrow invented in Africa? A: So Blacks could learn to walk on two legs. (joke-id:2120) 82. Q: Did you hear why the fag put his arse in the refrigerator? A: So that he's mate would have something cool to slip into when he came home. Q. What do you do when the dishwasher quits working? A. Slap her. (joke-id:2121) 83. Q: What is black, white, and red and can't get through a revolving door? A: A nun with a spear through her head. (joke-id:2122) 84. Q: What is Black and White and runs along the boardwalk making a lot of noise? A: A Nigger and a seagul fighting over a chicken bone! (joke-id:2123) 85. Q: What's Rodeo Sex? A: It's where you fuck her doggie style, with a tit in each hand, and whisper in her ear: "Your sister likes it this way, too." (joke-id:2124) 86. Q: What's yellow and sleeps alone? A: Yoko Ono. (joke-id:2125) 87. Q: Why can't you take a leak at a Beatles concert? A: There's no John. (joke-id:2126) 88. Q: What would it take to reunite the Beatles? A: Three more rounds. (joke-id:2127) 89. Q: What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs in front of a window? A: Curt 'n Rod (joke-id:2128) 90. Q: Did you hear about the blond opening up her own pizza place? A: She's calling it "Pizza Slut". (joke-id:2129) 91. Q: How do you know that you've got overweight? A: If you're lying at the beach and people from Greenpeace try pushing you back into the sea. (joke-id:2130) 92. Q: why do blondes wear black underwear? A: In remembrance of all the stiffs buried there... (joke-id:2131) 93. Q: There's an Australian, a Negro and an Italian all in primary school. Which one has the biggest dick? A: The Italian - cause he is 26 years old! (joke-id:2132) 94. Q: How do you fix your dish washer? A: Kick her in the ass. (joke-id:2133) 95. Q: How many niggers does it take to clean a toilet? A: None, that's women's work! (joke-id:2134) 96. Q: What's the definition of frustration? A: When your date puts on her bra backwards and it fits. Woman: Slow down, foreplay is an art. Man: Well, if you don't get your canvas arranged soon, I'm going to spill my paint! (joke-id:2135) 97. Q: Why are women like screen doors? A: Once they get banged a few times, they loosen up. (joke-id:2136) 98. Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a toilet seat on the stove. (joke-id:2137) 99. Q: What's marijuana? A: Grass that can mow down a gardener. (joke-id:2138) 100. Q: What's worse than having your doctor tell you you have VD? A: Having your dentist tell you. (joke-id:2139) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21   NEXT