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Jokes archive (blonde_qa)


726.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side. (joke-id:1346)


727.
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond! (joke-id:1347)


728.
Q: Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU?
A: Too many blondes were drowning. (joke-id:1348)


729.
Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?
A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water. (joke-id:1349)


730.
Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally. (joke-id:1350)


731.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob. (joke-id:1351)


732.
Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives. (joke-id:1352)


733.
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box. (joke-id:1353)


734.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". (joke-id:1354)


735.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car. (joke-id:1355)


736.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. (joke-id:1356)


737.
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read. (joke-id:1357)


738.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes. (joke-id:1358)


739.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides. (joke-id:1359)


740.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off. (joke-id:1360)


741.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche. (joke-id:1361)


742.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side. (joke-id:1362)


743.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veternarian?
A: Because she loved children. (joke-id:1363)


744.
Q: Why did the blond take her typewriter to the doctor ??
A: She thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period. (joke-id:1364)


745.
Q: Why did they call the blond twinkie?
A: She liked to be filled with cream. (joke-id:1365)


746.
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television. (joke-id:1366)


747.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just dyed her hair. (joke-id:1367)


748.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much. (joke-id:1368)


749.
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out. (joke-id:1369)


750.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. (joke-id:1370)

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