701. Q: What do you call a smart blond? A1: A golden retriever. A2: An indicator of a really bad hangover. (joke-id:1321) 702. Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver. (joke-id:1322) 703. Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes? A: The back of her head. (joke-id:1323) 704. Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla? A: Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do... (joke-id:1324) 705. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks. (joke-id:1325) 706. Q: What do you call it when a blonde dyes her hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. (joke-id:1326) 707. Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you. (joke-id:1327) 708. Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you? A: Pull the pin and throw it back. (joke-id:1328) 709. Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common? A1: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter. A2: You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they'll always come back. (joke-id:1329) 710. Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles. (joke-id:1330) 711. Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in? A: "Have another beer." (joke-id:1331) 712. Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the (..............)? insert team name here. (joke-id:1332) 713. Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The more you bang it the looser it gets. (joke-id:1333) 714. Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They're both empty from the neck up. (joke-id:1334) 715. Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common? A: They both wriggle when you eat them. (joke-id:1335) 716. Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common? A: They both have black roots. (joke-id:1336) 717. Q: What does a blonde owl say? A: What, what? (joke-id:1337) 718. Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass? A: A brain tumor. (joke-id:1338) 719. Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down? A: Two brunettes. (joke-id:1339) 720. Q: What do a blonde and Presdient Gorbachev have in common? A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday. (joke-id:1340) 721. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev? A: He knows who the ten men were. (joke-id:1341) 722. Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies? A1: 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties. A2: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit. (joke-id:1342) 723. Q: What did the blonde's mum say to her before the blonde's date? A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home. (joke-id:1343) 724. Q: What's the Blonde's cheer? A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well..I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..." (joke-id:1344) 725. Q: Why did the blonde cross the road? A: Never mind that! What was she doing out of the bedroom?!? R: I don't know. A: Neither did she. (joke-id:1345) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT