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Jokes archive (blonde_qa)


676.
Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts?
A: Change. (joke-id:1296)


677.
Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear?
A: "Thanks for the refill!" (joke-id:1297)


678.
Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair?
A: They pull up their pants. (joke-id:1298)


679.
Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair?
A: Last years hide and go seek winner. (joke-id:1299)


680.
Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?
A: A whine cellar. (joke-id:1300)


681.
Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool?
A: Air bubbles. (joke-id:1301)


682.
Q: What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections?
A: A whine and cheese party! (joke-id:1302)


683.
Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner?
A: 4 bucks, 4 bucks, 4 bucks, not for a zillion bucks, 4 bucks! (joke-id:1303)


684.
Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian?
A: A waste. (joke-id:1304)


685.
Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground?
A: An air mattress. (joke-id:1305)


686.
Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel?
A: An Air Bag. (joke-id:1306)


687.
Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes?
A: A mental block. (joke-id:1307)


688.
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel. (joke-id:1308)


689.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring. (joke-id:1309)


690.
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A: Divorcee' (joke-id:1310)


691.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant. (joke-id:1311)


692.
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor. (joke-id:1312)


693.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted! (joke-id:1313)


694.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck. (joke-id:1314)


695.
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter. (joke-id:1315)


696.
Q: What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ?
A: Sweet Fuck All... (joke-id:1316)


697.
Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: Bobbing for Bimbos. (joke-id:1317)


698.
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes. (joke-id:1318)


699.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader. (joke-id:1319)


700.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager. (joke-id:1320)

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