626. Q: Why do blonds have square boobs? A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box. (joke-id:1246) 627. Q: Why do Blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is. (joke-id:1247) 628. Q: But why do brunettes take the pill ? A: Wishful Thinking. (joke-id:1248) 629. Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes go in first. (joke-id:1249) 630. Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts? A: Tits go in front. (joke-id:1250) 631. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering? A: More head room. (joke-id:1251) 632. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room. (joke-id:1252) 633. Q: Why do blonds have orgasms ? A: So they know when to stop having sex ! (joke-id:1253) 634. Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: They make good ankle warmers. (joke-id:1254) 635. Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada) A: Because they can spell it. (joke-id:1255) 636. Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: plus G.S.T. (joke-id:1256) 637. Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. (joke-id:1257) 638. Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick? A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole." (joke-id:1258) 639. Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. (joke-id:1259) 640. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! (joke-id:1260) 641. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads. (joke-id:1261) 642. Q: Why don't blondes double recipes? A: The oven doesn't go to 0 degrees. (joke-id:1262) 643. Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists? A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter. (joke-id:1263) 644. Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A1: They can't remember the number. A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons. (joke-id:1264) 645. Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1". (joke-id:1265) 646. Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A: They can't find the zipper. (joke-id:1266) 647. Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? A: Cause their balls show! (joke-id:1267) 648. Q: Why don't blonds breast feed? A: Because they always burn their niples. (joke-id:1268) 649. Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators? A: They chip their teeth. (joke-id:1269) 650. Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello? A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages. (joke-id:1270) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT