576. Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator? A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers. (joke-id:1196) 577. Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces. (joke-id:1197) 578. Q: How can you tell when a blonde is dating? A: By the buckle print on her forehead. (joke-id:1198) 579. Q: How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend? A: He's the one with the belt buckle the matches the impression in her forehead! (joke-id:1199) 580. Q: How can you tell if a blonde writes mysteries? A: She has a checkbook. (joke-id:1200) 581. Q: How can you tell when a FAX had been sent from a blonde? A: There is a stamp on it. (joke-id:1201) 582. Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook? A: She gets the pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece. (joke-id:1202) 583. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy? A: The blonde has the higher sperm count. (joke-id:1203) 584. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and the Panama Canal? A: The Panama Canal is a busy ditch. (joke-id:1204) 585. Q: What's the difference between a tribe of pygmies and a blonde track team? A: The pygmies are a bunch of cunning runts. (joke-id:1205) 586. Q: What is the difference between a crazy fighting hockey player and a blonde? A: He is fussy by nature and would go to any length to get a puck. (joke-id:1206) 587. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a trampoline? A: You take off your shoes before using a trampoline. (joke-id:1207) 588. Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde? A: The prostitute says "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says "Are you done already?" The blonde says "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." (joke-id:1208) 589. Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde? A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys. (joke-id:1209) 590. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush? A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush. (joke-id:1210) 591. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shower? A: A shower has to be turned on to get wet. (joke-id:1211) 592. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job? A: Your job still sucks after 6 months. (joke-id:1212) 593. Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist? A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. (joke-id:1213) 594. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet? A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it. (joke-id:1214) 595. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster? A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo." (joke-id:1215) 596. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine? A: Not everybody has been in a limo. (joke-id:1216) 597. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball. A2: You can't fit the blonde in the bowling ball. A3: There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke. A4: You don't eat your bowling ball (joke-id:1217) 598. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York? A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men. (joke-id:1218) 599. Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS? A: Lipstick. (joke-id:1219) 600. Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A: You can park in the handicap zone. (joke-id:1220) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT