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Jokes archive (blonde_qa)


526.
Q: How many blondes does it take to screw the entire Bengals team?
A: Just One... Boomer Esiason. (joke-id:1146)


527.
Q: What's brown and red and black and blue?
A: A brunette who's told one too many blonde jokes. (joke-id:1147)


528.
Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes on a corner?
A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms. (joke-id:1148)


529.
Q: How does the blonde car pool work?
A: They all meet at work at 7:45. (joke-id:1149)


530.
Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?
A: Her IQ goes up! (joke-id:1150)


531.
Q: What happens when a blonde puts her panties on backwards?
A: She gets her ass chewed out. (joke-id:1151)


532.
Q: Why was the blonde disappointed with her trip to England?
A: She found out Big Ben is only a clock. (joke-id:1152)


533.
Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes?
A: They always forget the recipe. (joke-id:1153)


534.
Q: Why do blonde's find it difficult to marry?
A: Because you don't have to marry them to have sex with them! (joke-id:1154)


535.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that said she would do anything for a fur coat?
A: Well, now she can't button it.(prego) (joke-id:1155)


536.
Q: Did you hear about the sophisticated blonde?
A: She thought her period was French Provincial. (joke-id:1156)


537.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who just bought an A.M. radio?
A: It took her two weeks to figure out that you could play it at night. (joke-id:1157)


538.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde whose boyfriend say id he loved her?
A: She believed him. (joke-id:1158)


539.
Q: Did you hear about the new epidemic among blondes?
A: It's called MAIDS - if the don't get one, they die. (joke-id:1159)


540.
Q: Did you hear about the blond with a Masters degree in Psychology?
A: She'll blow your mind, too. (joke-id:1160)


541.
Q: Did you hear about the new slogan for Miss Clairol's Hair Dye?
A: Buy a double batch and get a snatch to match. (joke-id:1161)


542.
Q: Did you hear about the conceited blonde?
A: She screams her own name when she comes. (joke-id:1162)


543.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?
A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard. (joke-id:1163)


544.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who had an apendix operation?
A: Well, now she is making money on the side. (joke-id:1164)


545.
Q: Did you hear about the scared blonde nurse down by the water?
A: She won't go DOWN ON THE DOC. (joke-id:1165)


546.
Q: Did you hear about the blond that was treated at the emergency room for a concussion and severe head wounds?
A: She tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungie cord. (joke-id:1166)


547.
Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE THAT ALMOST CAUSED A WRECK?
A: The spare tire in her trunk blew out. (joke-id:1167)


548.
Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE DOCTOR?
A: She shaved her patients, then took off their clothes. (joke-id:1168)


549.
Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE BLONDE THAT ATE MOUNTAIN OYSTERS?
A: She was dragged 200 yards. (joke-id:1169)


550.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who couldn't wait to see 20,000 leagues under the sea?
A: She said that she loved baseball, and was surprised that there were so many teams. (joke-id:1170)

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