501. Q: How does a man take a bubble bath? A: He eats beans for dinner. (joke-id:3086) 502. Q: What is a man's idea of foreplay? A: A half hour of begging. (joke-id:3087) 503. Q: How can you tell if a man is sexually aroused? A: He's breathing. (joke-id:3088) 504. Q: What's the difference between men and government bonds? A: Bonds mature. (joke-id:3089) 505. Q: How do you save a man from drowning? A: Take your foot off his head. (joke-id:3090) 506. Q: What do men and beer bottles have in common? A; They are both empty from the neck up. (joke-id:3091) 507. Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper? A: Who knows, it's never happened. (joke-id:3092) 508. Q: How are men and parking spots alike? A: The good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped. (joke-id:3093) 509. Q: What is a man's idea of helping with housework? A: Lifting a leg while you vacuum. (joke-id:3094) 510. Q: What's the difference between men and E.T.? A: E.T. phones home. (joke-id:3095) 511. Q: What do you call a man with half a brain? A: Gifted. (joke-id:3096) 512. Q: What are the reasons men don't mind their own business? A: No mind, no business. (joke-id:3097) 513. Q: What is gross stupidity? A: 144 men in one room. (joke-id:3098) 514. Q: What do men think Rowe vs. Wade is? A: Two ways to cross a river. (joke-id:3099) 515. Q: How do men sort laundry? A: Dirty, and dirty but wearable. (joke-id:3100) 516. Q: How stupid are men about money? A: Only a man would buy a $500 car and a $4000 stereo. (joke-id:3101) 517. Q: How is a man like a snowstorm? A: You don't know when he's coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last. (joke-id:3102) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21