51. What do you get when you cross a Nun with a PC? A computer that will never go down on you! (joke-id:2090) 52. Why did the pervert cross the road? His dick was stuck in the chicken. (joke-id:2091) 53. What is big, has a little one and hangs down? A Fruit Bat. What is small, has a big one and hangs up ? (whilst on phone- hang up!) Thanx ROB! (joke-id:2092) 54. What do you do if a Rottweiler humps your leg? Fake an orgasm. (joke-id:2093) 55. What is the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take the meat out. (joke-id:2094) 56. What do you call the useless bit of skin on the end of a penis? The man. (joke-id:2095) 57. Why do woman have faces? So you can tell which c___ is yours! (joke-id:2096) 58. What is the difference between a male lettuce and a female lettuce? The male lettuce has a slug in it. (joke-id:2097) 59. What do cow (joke-id:2098) 60. pats (shit) and 'Blondes' have in common? The older they get, the easier they are to pick up! (joke-id:2099) 61. What is the difference between driving a Volvo(Honda) and putting your hand down the front of Michael Jacksons trousers? Your feel more of a dick in a Volvo! (joke-id:2100) 62. What do gay whales do for kicks? Bite the ends off submarines and suck the sea men out! (joke-id:2101) 63. How do you find out if your date is ticklish? Give her a couple of test tickles. (joke-id:2102) 64. What do you call a Negro who sells haemorrhoid ointment? Ass cream coon. (joke-id:2103) 65. How can you tell if your partner is having an orgasm? Who cares!? (joke-id:2104) 66. Did you hear about the frustrated Indian in his canoe? He took 2 strokes and shot across the lake! (joke-id:2105) 67. What is the difference between a Fox and a Dog? About 12 beers. (joke-id:2106) 68. What do you get if you cross Peanut Butter with a Rooster? A Cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth. (joke-id:2107) 69. Why did the Rooster go onto the basketball court? He heard that the referee was blowing fowls. (joke-id:2108) 70. Did you hear about the gay Indian in his canoe? He took a few strokes and shot across the lake. (joke-id:2109) 71. What do you get when you cross a telephone operator with an old battery? A call girl who doesn't charge. (joke-id:2110) 72. Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? Coz he doesn't want anyone to know he has been ****ing chickens. (joke-id:2111) 73. Why did the Jelly Bean go to school? Coz he wanted to be a Smarty. (joke-id:2112) 74. Why are Smarties better than men? Because they come in 10 different colours. (joke-id:2113) 75. What did the banana say to the vibrator? I don't know what you're so excited about, I'm the one she is gonna eat tonight! (joke-id:2114) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21   NEXT