476. Q: What did the elephant say when she came upon Tarzan skinny-dipping. A: You breathe through that thing? (joke-id:2515) 477. Q: How much do Irishmen spend on liquor? A: A staggering amount. (joke-id:2516) 478. Q: Why are cyclones/tornadoes usually named after women? A: Because what starts off as a small blow ends up taking half your house. (joke-id:2517) 479. Q: What did the lesbian frog say..... A: Heyyy, we do taste like chicken!!! (joke-id:2518) 480. Q: What do you do when you see a spaceman? A: Park in it man. (joke-id:2519) 481. Q: How is copper wire made? A: Two jews fighting over a penny! (joke-id:2520) 482. Q: How are men like tile? A: If they're laid right the first time you can walk all over them forever. (joke-id:2521) 483. Q: What has six arms, six legs, and two heads? A: Nirvana. (joke-id:2522) 484. Q: Why did Kurt shoot his head off? A: His manager told him that he'd quit doing drugs if he had half a brain. (joke-id:2523) 485. Q: What did the test-tube baby say to the naturally conceived baby?? A: Your Father is nothing but a Wanker...... (joke-id:2524) 486. Q: What goes "Clip....Clop....Clip....Clop" "Bang! Bang! Bang! Bang!" "ClipClopClipClopClipClopClipClop"? A: An Amish drive-by shooting. (joke-id:2525) 487. Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of orange juice for a week? A: It said concentrate! (joke-id:2526) 488. Q: did you know Diarohea is hereditary??? A: it runs in your genes. (jeans) (joke-id:2704) 489. What do you get when you cross a dog with a telephone? A golden receiver! (joke-id:2781) 490. The standard joke is South Australia has been "What's the capital of Victoria?" Answer: "About $1.50!" (joke-id:2817) 491. Q: What is the height of grossness? A: Eating a full bottle of mayonnaise and then finding a used condom at the bottom! (joke-id:2834) 492. Q: Why was Jesus crucified and not stoned to death? A: So Catholics wouldn't have to beat their heads with stones (joke-id:2860) 493. Q: Who has the right of way any time? A: The car with a gun rack and a bumper sticker that reads "Guns don't kill people, I do." (joke-id:2986) 494. How do you kill a marine? Throw sand against the wall and tell him to hit the beach! (joke-id:2995) 495. Why do women rub there eys when they getup in the morning? Because they don't have balls to scratch. (joke-id:3022) 496. "I have a short penis, is there a device out there to help me?" "Yes. It's called a Porsche." (joke-id:3042) 497. Q: What sound does a frog make? A: RIB-BIT (joke-id:3053) 498. Q: What sound does a castrated frog make? A: BOBBITT! (joke-id:3054) 499. Q: Why is atheism a non-profit religion? A: They have no prophets! (joke-id:3061) 500. Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One, men will screw anything. (joke-id:3085) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21   NEXT