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14 May 2024

Jokes archive (blonde_qa)


476.
Q: How do you describe a blonde, surrounded by drooling idiots?
A: Flattered. (joke-id:1096)


477.
Q: What do you call a blonde with ESP and PMS?
A: A know-it-all bitch. (joke-id:1097)


478.
Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?
A: One's a phony buck. (joke-id:1098)


479.
Q: What's the difference between a chorus line of blondes and a magician?
A: A magician has a cunning array of stunts. (joke-id:1099)


480.
Q: What is the best blonde secretary in the world to have?
A: One that never misses a period. (joke-id:1100)


481.
Q: What does a blonde think an innuendo is?
A: An Italian suppository. (joke-id:1101)


482.
Q: What is every blonde's ambition in life?
A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet. (joke-id:1102)


483.
Q: WHAT CAN SAVE A DYING BLONDE?
A: Hair transplants. (joke-id:1103)


484.
Q: WHAT DID THE BLOND SAY WHEN SHE WOKE UP UNDER THE COW?
A: What are you guys still doing here? (joke-id:1104)


485.
Q: WHAT ARE THE WORST SIX YEARS IN A BLONDE'S LIFE?
A: Third Grade. (joke-id:1105)


486.
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE SAY ABOUT BLONDE JOKES?
A: She said they were pretty good, but they might offend some Puerto Ricans. (joke-id:1106)


487.
Q: WHAT DID THE BLONDE THINK OF THE NEW COMPUTER?
A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get MTV. (joke-id:1107)


488.
Q: What did the blonde do when she heard the British were coming?
A: She stopped sucking. (joke-id:1108)


489.
Q: What did the blonde say when she was showed her newborn baby in the delivery room?
A: I'm not going to suck anything *that* small. (joke-id:1109)


490.
Q: What do UFO's and smart blondes have in common?
A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any. (joke-id:1110)


491.
Q: What does a blond say during a porno?
A: There I am!! (joke-id:1111)


492.
Q: Why doesn't a blondes guts fall out of her twat when she stands?
A: Because the vaccum in her head keeps them in place. (joke-id:1112)


493.
Q: What's the difference between having sex with a blonde and eating Jell-o?
A: Jell-o wiggles when you eat it. (joke-id:1113)


494.
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?
A1: I don't know, there are some things even a blonde won't do.
A2: Something that when it gives you a blow job, it won't stop until it gets blood. (joke-id:1114)


495.
Q: Why was the blonde wearing her sunglasses?
A: She was having sunny periods. (joke-id:1115)


496.
Q: What two things in the air can get a blonde pregnant?
A: Her feet! (joke-id:1116)


497.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is wearing pantyhose?
A: When she farts, her knees bag. (joke-id:1117)


498.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde is horny?
A: Stick your hand down her panties. If it feels like a horse eating oats, she's horny. (joke-id:1118)


499.
Q: What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?
A: Marriage. (joke-id:1119)


500.
Q: What's the ultimate embarassment for a blonde?
A: When her Ben-Wa balls set off the airport metal detector. (joke-id:1120)

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