451. Q: What do you call a Russian with three balls? A: Who'dyanicka Bollockoff! (joke-id:2490) 452. Q: What do you call a Russian prostitute? A: Onya Backyabitch! (joke-id:2491) 453. Q: What is the difference between a jew and a canoe? A: Canoes tip!!! (joke-id:2492) 454. Q: How do you know if your wife is dead??? A: Sex is the same, but the dishes are piling up!! (joke-id:2493) 455. Q: Why can't baby ducks lay eggs? A: 'cos they're quacks are too small. (joke-id:2494) 456. Q: Have you heard that Michael Jackson has taken the final step in becoming a white man? A: He has cut off 4inches of his dick. (joke-id:2495) 457. Q: Why did Mickey divorce Minnie? A: She was fucking goofy. (joke-id:2496) 458. Q: What would men do if women were to become extinct?? A: We would domesticate another animal (joke-id:2497) 459. Q: how can you fool men into thinking that you are a virgin? A: tie your cunt hair together in a knot just over your pussy. (joke-id:2498) 460. Q: What is the difference between a nigger and a bucket of shit? A: The bucket. (joke-id:2499) 461. Q: How do you tell an oral thermometer from a rectal thermometer? A: By the taste. (joke-id:2500) 462. Q: How does a Mexican know when it's time to eat again? A: His asshole stops burning. (joke-id:2501) 463. Q: What's dangerous & eats nuts? A: Syphilis. (joke-id:2502) 464. Q: Why wasn't Christ born in Mexico? A: Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. (joke-id:2503) 465. Q: Did you hear about the new daredevil, Ku Klux Knievel? A: He's going to try to jump over 50 blacks with a steamroller! (joke-id:2504) 466. Q: How do you kill an Aggie? A: Sneak up on him while he's getting a drink of water, then slam the toilet seat on his head. (joke-id:2505) 467. Q: What do most sheep die of in NZ. A: Broken necks from the farmers trying to turn theri heads to kiss them while they are Fing them.... (joke-id:2506) 468. Q: What do you call 10 prostitutes lying on top of each other? A: A block of flaps!! (joke-id:2507) 469. Q: What do you call 10 lesbians in a bottle shop? A: Licker Land. (joke-id:2508) 470. Q: What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? A: Slow down (and possibly use more lubricant) (joke-id:2509) 471. Q: How do you know if your girlfriend has got her period ? A: You wear the dolmio grin (strictly Australian joke) (joke-id:2510) 472. Q: What does a camera and a condom have in common? A: They both capture that magic moment. (joke-id:2511) 473. Q: What's stiff and excites women? A: Elvis Presley. (joke-id:2512) 474. Q: What does Australia and Fergie have in common? A: They've both been screwed by their financial advisers. (joke-id:2513) 475. Q: Why are hospital patients like mushrooms? A: Because they're all kept in the dark and fed shit. (joke-id:2514) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21   NEXT