426. Q: How many times does 12 go into 35? A: I don't know - ask MJ!! (joke-id:2465) 427. Q: Whats the similarity between MJ and C&A's? A: They both have boys pants half off!! (joke-id:2466) 428. Q: Did you hear that Macdonalds to produce a new burger called the MacJackson? A: Its 35 year old meat placed between two 8 year old buns. (joke-id:2467) 429. Q: What's the toughest stain to get out of a little boy's underwear? A: Michael Jackson's makeup Q. Why does Michael shriek so loud when he grabs his crotch? A. He's got Macaughly Culkin down his trousers. (joke-id:2468) 430. Q: What do Michael Jackson and jockeys have in common? A: They both like to mount 3-year olds! (joke-id:2469) 431. Q: Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest indiscression? A: He was found sitting on Pinnochio's face and making him tell lies. (joke-id:2470) 432. Q: What's the title of Michael Jackson's new book? A: The Ins and Outs of Child Rearing. (joke-id:2471) 433. Q: Did you hear that Michael Jackson was thinking about buying the Washington Redskins? A: He heard they have a lot of tight ends and they suck! (joke-id:2472) 434. Q: What's brown and often found in children's underpants?? A: MJ's hand. (joke-id:2473) 435. Q: What did Tonya say to Nancy as they practiced on the same rink in Lillehammer? A: "Break a leg!" (joke-id:2474) 436. Q: Know the first symptom of AIDS? A: A pounding sensation in the ass..... (joke-id:2475) 437. Q: What do you call a Chinese kid? A: A chink off the old block Q. What does a short sighted gynaecologist and a healthy dog have in common? A. They both have wet noses! (joke-id:2476) 438. Q: What do you have when you have nuts on your wall? A: Walnuts. (joke-id:2477) 439. Q: What do you have when you have nuts on your chest? A: Chesnuts. (joke-id:2478) 440. Q: What do you have when you have nuts on your chin? A: A dick in your mouth. (joke-id:2479) 441. Q: What is better than a bolt on the wall? A: A screw on the floor. (joke-id:2480) 442. Q: Why have American women got Big tits and Tight Cracks????!!! A: Because the American men have Big MOUTHS and Little DICKS!!!! (joke-id:2481) 443. Q: Why did two drug addicts go to the bank? A: Because they wanted to open a Joint Account!!! Q. What do you call an epileptic in a vegetable garden? A. A seizure salad. (joke-id:2482) 444. Q: What tax do you have to pay on heterosexual sex? A: Holesale tax. (joke-id:2483) 445. Q: What tax do you have to pay if you are having anal sex? A: Retail tax. (joke-id:2484) 446. Q: What tax do you have to pay on oral sex? A: Income tax. (joke-id:2485) 447. Q: How do you say the name Bobbit in Russian? A: Cutacockofv (joke-id:2486) 448. Q: Why do New Zealanders root their sheep on the edge of cliffs? A: So they push back harder. (joke-id:2487) 449. Q: How do you know if a New Zealander's been cheating on his wife? A: There's wool in his zipper. (joke-id:2488) 450. Q: What kind of knife did Lorena Bobbitt use to cut off her husband's penis? A: A de-boner! (joke-id:2489) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21   NEXT