401. Q: What do you call a black man in Thailand? A: A Tycoon. (joke-id:2440) 402. Q: What's the hardest thing about AIDS? A: Leaving your friends behind. (joke-id:2441) 403. Q: Why do Italian men have mustaches? A: So they can look like their mothers. (joke-id:2442) 404. Q: What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A: A dry Martinez. (joke-id:2443) 405. Q: What's brown and has holes in it? A: Swiss shit. (joke-id:2444) 406. Q: Why is Italy shaped like a boot? A: Because they couldn't fit all that shit into a sneaker. (joke-id:2445) 407. Q: What's the definition of a cad? A: An Italian who doesn't tell his wife he's sterile until she's pregnant. (joke-id:2446) 408. Q: Why do they play on artificial turf in Poland? A: To keep the cheerleaders from grazing. (joke-id:2447) 409. Q: What do they call kids born in whorehouses? A: Brothel sprouts. (joke-id:2448) 410. Q: What's green and makes holes? A: A drill pickle. (joke-id:2449) 411. Q: Who won the race down the tunnel, the black or the pole? A: The pole, because the black had to stop and write "Motherfucker" on the wall. (joke-id:2450) 412. Q: How many Mexicans does it take to grease a car? A: Just one if you hit him right. (joke-id:2451) 413. Q: Whats the difference between MJ and Yassar Arrafat? A: MJ can't get into 'Jordan' anymore! (joke-id:2452) 414. Q: Why does Michael Jackson rub cheese into his d**k? A. Cause kids will do anything for the taste of Dairy Lee. (joke-id:2453) 415. Q: Whats Black and White and blows Bubbles?? A: MJ (joke-id:2454) 416. Q: Whats the similarity between MJ and whiskey? A: They both come in tots (joke-id:2455) 417. Q: Did you hear that Woody Alan phoned up MJ and said, "If you give me 2 fives i'll give you a ten!!" (joke-id:2456) 418. Q: Whats the difference between MJ and greyhound racing?? A: At least the Grey Hounds wait for the hairs (hares) to come out!! (joke-id:2457) 419. Q: Whats MJ's favourite song? A: I'm forever blowing bubbles. (joke-id:2458) 420. Q: Whats the difference between MJ and M.Hesiltine? A: MJ only f**ked 3 minors. (joke-id:2459) 421. Q: Whats black and white and goes up and down in a pram? A: You guessed it!! (joke-id:2460) 422. Q: Whats the difference between MJ and Woody Alan? A: Woody only did his own. (joke-id:2461) 423. Q: Why was MJ's last ablum called BAD? A: Coz he couldn't spell PATHETIC. (joke-id:2462) 424. Q: What does MJ have after dinner? A: Under 8's. (joke-id:2463) 425. Q: Whats MJ's favourite drink? A: Pepsi - Coz its the taste of the NEXT generation (joke-id:2464) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21   NEXT