401. Q: What did the Blonde get on her A.C.T.? A: Nail polish! (joke-id:1021) 402. Q: What's the fastest way to get a blonde pregnant? A: Take her to the petting zoo. (joke-id:1022) 403. Q: How do you get a blonde to climb on the roof? A: Tell her that the drinks are on the house. (joke-id:1023) 404. Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp? A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort. (joke-id:1024) 405. Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession. (joke-id:1025) 406. Q: What did the blonde's dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity. (joke-id:1026) 407. Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She's trying to hold on to a thought. (joke-id:1027) 408. Q: WHat does a car fatality and a blonde have in common? A: Put either in a car and their fucked. (joke-id:1028) 409. Q: What is a blonde's idea of safe sex? A: A padded dash. (joke-id:1029) 410. Q: Why do blondes use white-out on their computer screens? A: They couldn't find their eraser. (joke-id:1030) 411. Q: What is the most difficult thing to teach a blonde? A: To count to twenty-eight. (Cycle of a period). (joke-id:1031) 412. Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? A: Run like hell...she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. (joke-id:1032) 413. Q: Why did the blonde cross the road? A: She wanted to see the geese because she heard honking! (joke-id:1033) 414. Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn't figure out who the other mother was. (joke-id:1034) 415. Q: Why did the blonde take two hits of acid? A: She wanted to go on a round trip. (joke-id:1035) 416. Q: How do you know whether or not the blonde you slept with last night gave you a good blow-job? A: The sheets are sucked up your ass. (joke-id:1036) 417. Q: Why did the blonde stare at the frozen orange juice can for 2 hours? A: Because it said 'concentrate'. (joke-id:1037) 418. Q: How can you tell a blonde has been playing games on your computer? A: There's lipstick on the joystick. (joke-id:1038) 419. Q: Why do most of blondes have blue eyes? A: Because the back of their skull is painted blue. (joke-id:1039) 420. Q: Why do some of blondes have green eyes? A: Because there was not enough blue color to paint the back of their skulls. (joke-id:1040) 421. Q: What can a blond do if she falls from a boat, in order not to drown? A: Close her mouth and put her fingers in her ears. She will stay floating until the help arrives. (joke-id:1041) 422. Q: Why do some of blondes drown even if they do close their mouths and ears? A: Because for some of them the volume of their heads is too small to keep them floating. (joke-id:1042) 423. Q: How can You tell a blonde with a runny nose from a healthy blonde, without looking at their faces? A: Knock on their heads - the one with the perfect hollow sound is healthy. (joke-id:1043) 424. Q: What did the disco band drummer do to their blonde singer when they came to give a show and he discovered that she forgot to put the drum in the car? A: He took her head off (The show was a big success). (joke-id:1044) 425. Q: Why did the blonde with a big pussy douche with crest? A: She heard that it reduces cavities. (joke-id:1045) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT