376. Q: What is the definition of a cacoon? A: An aboriginal with a stutter! (joke-id:2415) 377. Q: What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an octopus? A: I don't know, but it sure can pick strawberries!!!! (joke-id:2416) 378. Q: What's a screechbird? A: It's a bird that flies around in concentric circles of ever decreasing radius until with a loud "SCRRRREEEECH" it flies up its own asshole!! (joke-id:2417) 379. Q: Did you hear the one about the two drunks in the car behind Lorena Bobbit? A: Something hit their windshield and one looked at the other and said, "Man, did you see the dick on that bug?!" (joke-id:2418) 380. Q: What goes "hop, skip, jump, ka-blam!"? A: Nicaraguan children playing in a mine field. (joke-id:2419) 381. Q: What's the difference between a Drunk and an Alcoholic? A: The drunk dosent have to go to meetings. (joke-id:2420) 382. Q: What do you get when you cross a Jehovas's Witness with a Hell's Angel? A: Someone who knocks on your door at 7:30 on a Saturday morning and tells you to go fuck yourself. (joke-id:2421) 383. Q: How does an elephant get off on an oak tree? A: Sits on an acorn and waits. (joke-id:2422) 384. Q: How do you find a foxhole? A: Lift it's tail. (joke-id:2423) 385. Q: What's 8 inches long, and hangs in front of an asshole? A: Dan Quayle's tie. (joke-id:2424) 386. Q: Why does football have so many fans? A: It's the only time a black man can chase a white one and 75,000 people will stand up and cheer. (joke-id:2425) 387. Q: What do you call a Phillipino contortionist? A: A manilla folder. (joke-id:2426) 388. Q: When a man and a woman get married, they need a marriage license. What do lesbians need? A: A licker license. (joke-id:2427) 389. Q: How do you tell if you have bad acne? A: If a blind man reads your face. (joke-id:2428) 390. Q: What's brown and sounds like a doorbell? A: Dung. (joke-id:2429) 391. Q: Why did the cops take the 911 emergency number off the back of their cars? A: The Mexicans kept stealing them thinking they were Porche's. (joke-id:2430) 392. Q: Why is a moped and a fat lady similar? A: They're both fun to ride, but you don't want your friends to see you on either one. (joke-id:2431) 393. Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground beef. (joke-id:2432) 394. Q: What do you call a cow that's playing with himself? A: Beef strokenoff. (joke-id:2433) 395. Q: What's old and wrinkled and smells like ginger? A: Fred Astairs face. (joke-id:2434) 396. Q: Why are there no gynecologists in Poland? A: Because they don't know how to read lips. (joke-id:2435) 397. Q: What's the definition of virginity? A: A big issue over a little tissue. (joke-id:2436) 398. Q: Why do little girls carry goldfish in their pockets? A: To smell like big girls. (joke-id:2437) 399. Q: What do you get when you cross a rooster with peanut butter? A: A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth. (joke-id:2438) 400. Q: What do you call a Jewish woman' waterbed? A: The Dead Sea. (joke-id:2439) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21   NEXT