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Jokes archive (blonde_qa)


376.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make a circuit?
A: Two, One to stand in the bathtub, and another to pass her the blow dryer! (joke-id:996)


377.
Q: How is a blonde like a postage stamp?
A: You lick'm, stick'em, and send'em on their way. (joke-id:997)


378.
Q: How do you describe 3 prostitutes and a blonde?
A: Ho, Ho, Ho, and to all a good night. (joke-id:998)


379.
Q: What's the mating call of the redhead?
A: "Next!" (joke-id:999)


380.
Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes with yeast infections?
A: A wine and cheese party! (joke-id:1000)


381.
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers liscence ?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat! (joke-id:1001)


382.
(Visual Joke)
Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time?
A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions) (joke-id:1002)


383.
Q: What does a blonde do if she is not in bed by 10? A: She picks up her purse and goes home. (joke-id:1003)


384.
Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?
A: The vegetable garden. (joke-id:1004)


385.
Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One. (joke-id:1005)


386.
Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road?
A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . . . (joke-id:1006)


387.
Q: What is the blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: Trying to hold on to a thought. (joke-id:1007)


388.
Q: Why did the blonde stare at frozen orange juice can for 2 hours?
A: Because it said 'concentrate'. (joke-id:1008)


389.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?
A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday. (joke-id:1009)


390.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?
A: She liked kids... (joke-id:1010)


391.
Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?
A: Far-from-thinkin (joke-id:1011)


392.
Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean?
A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna. (joke-id:1012)


393.
Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer?
A: She slipped off and fell down the drain. (joke-id:1013)


394.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who dropped out of nursing school?
A: She was doing great until she found out she would have to perform the Hymenlick Manuever. (joke-id:1014)


395.
Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver?
A: She missed the Earth! (joke-id:1015)


396.
Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common?
A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one. (joke-id:1016)


397.
Q: WHAT IS BLONDE AND GREEN AND JUMPS FROM BED TO BED?
A: A prostitoad. (joke-id:1017)


398.
Q: WHAT IS 68 TO A BLONDE?
A: Where she goes down on you and you owe her one. (joke-id:1018)


399.
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant?
A: She sneezes. (joke-id:1019)


400.
Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that "Scheherezade" was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ?
A: "Why'd his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?" (joke-id:1020)

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