351. Q: What's the difference between a black and a bicycle? A: A bicycle doesn't sing, "Kumbaya, my lord" when you chain it to the wall. (joke-id:2390) 352. Q: What do you call a seventy-five-pound Ethiopian? A: "Fatso" (joke-id:2391) 353. Q: What's black and has cobwebs? A: An Ethiopian's asshole. (joke-id:2392) 354. Q: What are Mexicans? A: Living proof that Indians fucked buffaloes. (joke-id:2393) 355. Q: What do you call a midget fortune-teller who escapes from prison? A: A small medium at large. (joke-id:2394) 356. Q: What's teh difference between an oyster with epilepsy and a whore with diarrhea? A: One you shuck between fits ... (joke-id:2395) 357. Q: I'll say one thing about polio- A: It keeps the kids off the street. (joke-id:2396) 358. Q: Why wasn't JFK a good boxer? A: He couldn't take a shot to the head. (joke-id:2397) 359. Q: Why did the NHL draft Indira Gandhi? A: She stopped seven shots in four seconds. (joke-id:2398) 360. Q: What was John Lennon's last hit? A: The pavement. (joke-id:2399) 361. Q: What did one gay sperm say to the other? A: "How'm I supposed to find an egg in all this shit?" (joke-id:2400) 362. Q: What did Jesus say while hanging on the cross? A: "This is a hell of a way to spend Easter vacation." (joke-id:2401) 363. Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: A nun with stab wounds. (joke-id:2402) 364. Q: How do you know when you've had a great blowjob? A: You have to pull the sheets out of the crack in your ass. (joke-id:2403) 365. Q: What was the last thing that went through J. Lennons mind? A: Worms. (joke-id:2404) 366. Q: Why do Scotsmen have such long thin penises? A: Coz they're a bunch of tight fisted wankers. (joke-id:2405) 367. Q: Whats black and white and red and crawls throught the grass? A: A machined gunned nun (joke-id:2406) 368. Q: Whats the difference between men and hogs? A: A hog won't spend 20 bucks on drinks just so he can fuck some pig! (joke-id:2407) 369. Q: When you wake up in the morning, how can you tell that you had great oral sex the night before? A: Your face looks like a glazed donut. (joke-id:2408) 370. Q: What is the jewish football strategy? A: To get a quarter back. (joke-id:2409) 371. Q: What did Jeffrey Dahmer say to Lorena Bobbit? A: Hey, are you gonna eat that? hehe (joke-id:2410) 372. Q: Why do Black people think only of sex? A: You would too if your head was covered in pubic hair. (joke-id:2411) 373. Q: What do Telecom and a platypus have in common? A: They can both stick their bills up their arse. (joke-id:2412) 374. Q: How come they slap new born babies? A: To knock the dicks off the stupid ones. (joke-id:2413) 375. Q: Did you hear about the new ITALIAN tires? A: Dey go and dego and dego and when dego flat dey go WOP WOP WOP WOP WOP!!!! (joke-id:2414) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21   NEXT