326. Q: How do you get a nun pregnant? A: Fuck her. (joke-id:2365) 327. Q: What's a 6.9? A: A 69 interrupted by a period. (joke-id:2366) 328. Q: What's a 72? A: A 69 with 5-percent meal tax. (joke-id:2367) 329. Q: How do you make a dead baby float? A: You take your foot off its head and let it rise to the surface. (joke-id:2368) 330. Q: How can you tell if you have an overbite? A: If you're eating pussy and it tastes like shit. (joke-id:2369) 331. Q: What's the difference between a Biafran baby and an NFL football? A: The football has to weigh at least fourteen ounces. (joke-id:2370) 332. Q: How can you identify Dolly Parton's kids at a party? A: They're the ones with stretch marks around their mouths. (joke-id:2371) 333. Q: What part of Popeye never rusts? A: The part he puts in Olive Oyl. (joke-id:2372) 334. Q: What happened to the the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? A: He's all right. (joke-id:2373) 335. Q: What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? A: The wheelchair. (joke-id:2374) 336. Q: What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder? A: He got a little behind in his orders. (joke-id:2375) 337. Q: Did you hear what happened to the fly on the toilet seat? A: He got pissed off. (joke-id:2376) 338. Q: Why did the man with the legless dog call his pet 'Cigarette'? A: Because every so often he'd take him for a drag. (joke-id:2377) 339. Q: What's grosser than gross? A: When you kiss your grandmother and she slips you the tounge. (joke-id:2378) 340. Q: How do you find a foxhole? A: Lift its tail. (joke-id:2379) 341. Q: What's the last thing that goes through a cat's mind as it's hit by a truck at 100 m.p.h.? A: His asshole. (joke-id:2380) 342. Q: What's Greek foreplay? A: Here, sheepie, sheepie, sheepie. (joke-id:2381) 343. Q: What do you call a woman who can suck an orange through a garden hose? A: Darling. (joke-id:2382) 344. Q: What's the difference between having a job and being married for ten years? A: A job still sucks after ten years. (joke-id:2383) 345. Q: What's the difference between an elephant and an Italian grandmother? A: Twenty pounds and a black dress. (joke-id:2384) 346. Q: What does eating pussy and being a member of the Mafia have in common? A: One slip of the tounge and you're in deep shit. (joke-id:2385) 347. Q: How can you tell an Italian plane out on the runway? A: It's the one with hair under its wings. (joke-id:2386) 348. Q: What do you get when you cross a black and a Jew? A: A janitor in a law firm. (joke-id:2387) 349. Q: Who was the first black prostitute? A: Kunta Kinte's sister - Rentacunta. (joke-id:2388) 350. Q: How about the Japanese factory that spray-painted all their new robots black? A: They were two hours late to work the next day. (joke-id:2389) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21   NEXT