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Jokes archive (blonde_qa)


326.
Q: What's five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
A: A blonde parade. (joke-id:946)


327.
Q: Why is it okay for blondes to catch cold?
A: They don't have to worry about blowing their brains out. (joke-id:947)


328.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who tried to blow up her husband's car?
A: She burned her lips on the tailpipe. (joke-id:948)


329.
Q: Why can't blondes count to 70?
A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful. (joke-id:949)


330.
Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists?
A: The rest are hunt'n peckers. (joke-id:950)


331.
Q: How is a blonde like peanut-butter?
A: They spread for the bread. (joke-id:951)


332.
Q: What do you call a blonde on a waterbed?
A: Cherry Float (joke-id:952)


333.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you?
A: Run like Hell....she's got a hand grenade in her mouth. (joke-id:953)


334.
Q: What do you call a blonde golfer with an IQ of 125?
A: a foursome.. (joke-id:954)


335.
Q: What do you give the blonde that has everything?
A: Penicillin. (joke-id:955)


336.
Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law?
A: An air bag. (joke-id:956)


337.
Q: What nickname is most used by blondes in order to boost their popularity?
A: B.J. (joke-id:957)


338.
Q: Why are blonde's coffins Y-shaped?
A: Because as soon as they are on their backs, their legs open. (joke-id:958)


339.
Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?
A: To avoid the draft. (joke-id:959)


340.
Q: Why do blondes get confused in the ladies room?
A: They have to pull their own pants down. (joke-id:960)


341.
Q: Why do blondes wear panties?
A: To keep their ankles warm. (joke-id:961)


342.
Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee?
A: It's too hard to re-train them. (joke-id:962)


343.
Q: Why don't blondes like making KOOL-AID?
A: Because they can't fit 8 cups of water in the little packet. (joke-id:963)


344.
Q: How do you give a blonde a brain transplant?
A: Blow in her ear. (joke-id:964)


345.
Q: Why does a blonde have fur on the hem of her dress?
A: To keep her ankles warm.
A2: To keep her neck warm (joke-id:965)


346.
Q: How can you tell a blonde had a bad day?
A: Her tampon is behind her ear and she doesn't know what she did with her cigarette. (joke-id:966)


347.
Q: What does a blonde say after multiple orgasms?
A: Way to go team! (joke-id:967)


348.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde has a vibrator?
A: By the chipped tooth. (joke-id:968)


349.
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
A: (I'll tell you tomorrow.) (joke-id:969)


350.
Q: Why do blondes wear shoulder pads?
A: To keep from bruising their ears. (joke-id:970)

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