301. Q: How do you wipe out 250 black families? A: Blow up K Mart. (joke-id:2340) 302. Q: How was break dancing invented? A: By black kids stealing hubcaps from moving cars. (joke-id:2341) 303. Q: What does the Jewish Santa Claus say as he comes down the chimney? A: "Ho-ho-ho! Anybody want to buy some toys?" (joke-id:2342) 304. Q: How do Jews play football? A: They try to get the quarter back. (joke-id:2343) 305. Q: What do you say to a Puerto Rican in a three-piece suit? A: "Will the defendant please rise?" (joke-id:2344) 306. Q: What do you call four drowning Mexicans? A: Cuatro sinko (joke-id:2345) 307. Q: What do the Chinese call 69? A: Two Can Chew. (joke-id:2346) 308. Q: What's it called when a Puerto Rican falls into the ocean? A: An oil slick. (joke-id:2347) 309. Q: Why did they take the "911" numbers off police patrol cars? A: Mexicans kept stealing the patrol cars, thinking they were Porsches. (joke-id:2348) 310. Q: What do you do when an epileptic has a fit in your bathtub? A: Throw in your laundry. (joke-id:2349) 311. Q: Where do epileptics go when in Las Vegas? A: Seizures Palace. (joke-id:2350) 312. Q: What has three balls and comes from outer space? A: E.T. - the Extra Testicle. (joke-id:2351) 313. Q: Did you hear about Jesse Jackson's plan to eliminate unemployment. A: He's expanding the NBA to 5,000 teams. (joke-id:2352) 314. Q: What's John Lennon doing these days? A: Decomposing. (joke-id:2353) 315. Q: What did Joan collins sy to King Kong? A: 'Is it in yet?' (joke-id:2354) 316. Q: What has a hundred balls and fucks rabbits? A: A shotgun. (joke-id:2355) 317. Q: Why can't the scientists figure out what causes AIDS? A: They can't train the laboratory rats to butt-fuck. (joke-id:2356) 318. Q: How many men does it take to mop a floor? A: None. It's a woman's job. (joke-id:2357) 319. Q: What do hookers and butter have in common? A: They both spread for bread. (joke-id:2358) 320. Q: Why do women like to play Pac-Man? A: Because they can get eaten three times for a quarter. (joke-id:2359) 321. Q: Why are most cowgirls bowlegged? A: Because cowboys never take their hats off when they eat. (joke-id:2360) 322. Q: How can you tell when a girl is horny? A: When you put your hand down their pants and it feels like a horse eating oats. (joke-id:2361) 323. Q: Why is clitoris like Antartica? A: Most men know it's there, but few really care. (joke-id:2362) 324. Q: Why is AIDS a miracle? A: It's the only thing in the world that can change a fruit into a vegetable. (joke-id:2363) 325. Q: What does a lesbian get every twenty-eight days? A: A free meal. (joke-id:2364) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21   NEXT