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15 May 2024

Jokes archive (misc_qa)


251.
Q: What happened to the black lady who gave birth?
A: She got arrested for littering .............. (joke-id:2290)


252.
Q: What's green and flies over Poland?
A: Peter Panski. (joke-id:2291)


253.
Q: Did you hear the one about the queer deaf mute?
A: Neither did he. (joke-id:2292)


254.
Q: What goes "Marc, Marc"?
A: A dog with a harelip. (joke-id:2293)


255.
Q: What goes "Nort, Nort"?
A: A bull with a cleft palate. (joke-id:2294)


256.
Q: What did the Pollack do before going to the cockfight?
A: Greased his zipper. (joke-id:2295)


257.
Q: Did you hear about the man who couldn't spell?
A: He spent the night in a warehouse. (joke-id:2296)


258.
Q: Why did the male monkey break off his relationship with the female giraffe?
A: The monkey was exhausted because the giraffe kept saying "Kiss me, fuck me, kiss me, fuck me, kiss me, fuck me..." (joke-id:2297)


259.
Q: How do you stop a Pit Bull from humping your leg?
A: Pick him up and suck his dick.. (joke-id:2298)


260.
Q: What did the black epileptic have written on his emergency id bracelet?
A: Please help me I am not break dancing (joke-id:2299)


261.
Q: What does the post office and Kinney Shoe Stores both have in common?
A: They both have 10,000 black loafers. (joke-id:2300)


262.
Q: What goes click click, did I get it, click click, did I get it, click click, did I get it?
A: Stevie Wonder doing the Rubix Cube. (joke-id:2301)


263.
Q: What is the definition of "indiscreet"?
A: Where a black man parks his car. (joke-id:2302)


264.
Q: What is the difference between a black and a bicycle?
A: A bicycle doesn't start to sing "Kumbaya, my Lord" when you chain it to the wall. (joke-id:2303)


265.
Q: What are 5 words you never want to hear?
A: Ah be yo new neighba (joke-id:2304)


266.
Q: How does the newspaper report black social events?
A: "Among those wounded by gunshots were..." (joke-id:2305)


267.
Q: What is unique about presidents Washington and Jefferson?
A: They are the last two white men to have those names (joke-id:2306)


268.
Q: What do black people and vaginas have in common?
A: They both have big lips, curly hair, and twenty minutes after they're washed, they smell the same as before. (joke-id:2307)


269.
Q: What do you call a 6'6" black, with a 3" prick who can't play basketball?
A: Useless (joke-id:2308)


270.
Q: What is long, black, and smells bad?
A: The unemployment line.... (joke-id:2309)


271.
Q: How do you know when a black is well-hung?
A: You can't get your finger between the rope and his neck. (joke-id:2310)


272.
Q: What do you call an epileptic fag?
A: A vibrator. (joke-id:2311)


273.
Q: What's the most entertaining part about gay bars?
A: The cockfighting in the back room. (joke-id:2312)


274.
Q: How can you tell which house the fag lives in?
A: On the doormat it says, "Wipe your knees." (joke-id:2313)


275.
Q: What happens if you spend the night in a gay bar?
A: You'll wake up with a queer taste in your mouth. (joke-id:2314)

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