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Jokes archive (misc_qa)
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251. Q: What happened to the black lady who gave birth?
A: She got arrested for littering ..............
(joke-id:2290) 252. Q: What's green and flies over Poland?
A: Peter Panski.
(joke-id:2291) 253. Q: Did you hear the one about the queer deaf mute?
A: Neither did he.
(joke-id:2292) 254. Q: What goes "Marc, Marc"?
A: A dog with a harelip.
(joke-id:2293) 255. Q: What goes "Nort, Nort"?
A: A bull with a cleft palate.
(joke-id:2294) 256. Q: What did the Pollack do before going to the cockfight?
A: Greased his zipper.
(joke-id:2295) 257. Q: Did you hear about the man who couldn't spell?
A: He spent the night in a warehouse.
(joke-id:2296) 258. Q: Why did the male monkey break off his relationship with the female giraffe?
A: The monkey was exhausted because the giraffe kept saying "Kiss me, fuck
me, kiss me, fuck me, kiss me, fuck me..."
(joke-id:2297) 259. Q: How do you stop a Pit Bull from humping your leg?
A: Pick him up and suck his dick..
(joke-id:2298) 260. Q: What did the black epileptic have written on his emergency id bracelet?
A: Please help me I am not break dancing
(joke-id:2299) 261. Q: What does the post office and Kinney Shoe Stores both have in common?
A: They both have 10,000 black loafers.
(joke-id:2300) 262. Q: What goes click click, did I get it, click click, did I get it,
click click, did I get it?
A: Stevie Wonder doing the Rubix Cube.
(joke-id:2301) 263. Q: What is the definition of "indiscreet"?
A: Where a black man parks his car.
(joke-id:2302) 264. Q: What is the difference between a black and a bicycle?
A: A bicycle doesn't start to sing "Kumbaya, my Lord" when you chain
it to the wall.
(joke-id:2303) 265. Q: What are 5 words you never want to hear?
A: Ah be yo new neighba
(joke-id:2304) 266. Q: How does the newspaper report black social events?
A: "Among those wounded by gunshots were..."
(joke-id:2305) 267. Q: What is unique about presidents Washington and Jefferson?
A: They are the last two white men to have those names
(joke-id:2306) 268. Q: What do black people and vaginas have in common?
A: They both have big lips, curly hair, and twenty minutes
after they're washed, they smell the same as before.
(joke-id:2307) 269. Q: What do you call a 6'6" black, with a 3" prick who can't play
basketball?
A: Useless
(joke-id:2308) 270. Q: What is long, black, and smells bad?
A: The unemployment line....
(joke-id:2309) 271. Q: How do you know when a black is well-hung?
A: You can't get your finger between the rope and his neck.
(joke-id:2310) 272. Q: What do you call an epileptic fag?
A: A vibrator.
(joke-id:2311) 273. Q: What's the most entertaining part about gay bars?
A: The cockfighting in the back room.
(joke-id:2312) 274. Q: How can you tell which house the fag lives in?
A: On the doormat it says, "Wipe your knees."
(joke-id:2313) 275. Q: What happens if you spend the night in a gay bar?
A: You'll wake up with a queer taste in your mouth.
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