226. Q: What is the difference between eating pussy and driving in the fog? A: You can see the asshole in front of you while eating pussy. (joke-id:2265) 227. Q: What does parsley and pubic hair have in common? A: You have to move both of htem out of the way when you eat. (joke-id:2266) 228. Q: What is the similarity of a beer and my lawyer? A: Both are as best, when they are cold and opened on the kitchen table. (joke-id:2267) 229. Q: What is it that you can`t shove it up in your ass, and doesn`t vibrate? A: A russian a-vib. (joke-id:2268) 230. Q: What is it that is black, porous and is attached to the ceiling? A: A polish electrician. (joke-id:2269) 231. Q: Why did the blondes navel hurt? A: Who told you that blonde boys are intelligent?! (joke-id:2270) 232. Q: why did god give black people soul? A: because he gave them crappy hair. (joke-id:2271) 233. Q: why did god give white people brains? A: because he gave them short cocks. (joke-id:2272) 234. Q: What does Star Trek and toilet paper have in common ? A: They both circle Uranus looking for klingons. (joke-id:2273) 235. Q: What's the difference between Rodney King and Martin Luther King? A: One was the king of clubs, the other was the king of spades! (joke-id:2274) 236. Q: What do you call a black man at the winter olympics? A1: A porter. A2: Jamacan Bobsled Team ... :^) Q. Why does Michael shriek so loud when he grabs his crotch? A. He's got Macaughly Culkin down his trousers. (joke-id:2275) 237. Q: what is best in fucking four years old? A: to listen the crackle sound of the collapsing pelvis bones (joke-id:2276) 238. Q: What's another name for a pizza? A: An abortion on toast! (joke-id:2277) 239. Q: What's invisible and smells of dog food. ? A: A pensioners' fart ? (joke-id:2278) 240. Q: Why do tampons have strings? A: Cause it's always good to floss after you eat! (joke-id:2279) 241. Q: What's worse than having AIDS? A: Being allergic to latex. (joke-id:2280) 242. Q: what does MARINE stand for? A: muscles are required intelligence not essential (joke-id:2281) 243. Q: hear about the gay whale? A: he bit off the tip of a submarine and sucked out all the seamen. (joke-id:2282) 244. Q: why doesn't mexico have an olympic team? A: because anyone who can run jump or swim is already in the US. (joke-id:2283) 245. Q: hear about the great wall of china? A: they say it has chinks in it. (joke-id:2284) 246. Q: How do you know God is a Man? A: If God were Female, sperm would be chocolate flavored. (joke-id:2285) 247. Q: What is more disgusting, dirty, immoral, and diseased than a faggot? A: A faggy sympathizer! (joke-id:2286) 248. Q: What happened to the cannibal who was late for dinner? A: He was given a cold shoulder. (joke-id:2287) 249. Q: What's the difference between a venereal disease and a clever midget? A: The first one is a running cunt and the second one is a cunning runt. (joke-id:2288) 250. Q: What has 92 Balls and screws old ladies?? A: BINGO!! (joke-id:2289) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21   NEXT