226. Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest. (joke-id:846) 227. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she's pregnant. (joke-id:847) 228. Q: What will she ask you? A: "Is it mine?" (joke-id:848) 229. Q: How do you get a blonde off of your knees? A: Come. (joke-id:849) 230. Q: How does a blond spell farm? A: E-I-E-I-O (joke-id:850) 231. Q: How does a bitchy blonde do it doggy style? A: She takes off her clothes and makes her boyfriend roll over and beg. (joke-id:851) 232. Q: How does a blond kill a fish? A: She drowns it. (joke-id:852) 233. Q: WHY DOES A BLONDE LIKE THE NUMBER 77? A: She likes to be 8 (ate) more. (joke-id:853) 234. Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with. (joke-id:854) 235. Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI? A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down. (joke-id:855) 236. Q: WHY ARE BLONDES LIKE PIANOS? A: When they aren't upright, they're grand. (joke-id:856) 237. Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares? (joke-id:857) 238. Q: How can you tell that a blonde's having a bad day? A: She has a tampon tucked behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil. (joke-id:858) 239. Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers. (joke-id:859) 240. Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law? A: An air bag. (joke-id:860) 241. Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee? A: It's too hard to re-train them. (joke-id:861) 242. Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men? A: Their heels. (joke-id:862) 243. Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route. (joke-id:863) 244. Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. (joke-id:864) 245. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board. (joke-id:865) 246. Q: What is foreplay for a blonde? A: Thirty minutes of begging. (joke-id:866) 247. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once. (joke-id:867) 248. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone. A2: Only one person can use the phone at once. (joke-id:868) 249. Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen. (joke-id:869) 250. Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? A: "It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt." (joke-id:870) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT