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14 May 2024

Jokes archive (blonde_qa)


201.
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor. (joke-id:821)


202.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides. (joke-id:822)


203.
Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office?
A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces. (joke-id:823)


204.
Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?
A: They keep breaking them with the hammers. (joke-id:824)


205.
Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde?
A: Perri-air. (joke-id:825)


206.
Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote?
A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. (joke-id:826)


207.
Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor?
A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period. (joke-id:827)


208.
Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head?
A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it! (joke-id:828)


209.
Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station?
A: The Air Pump! (joke-id:829)


210.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! (joke-id:830)


211.
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?
A: Because she got an F in sex. (joke-id:831)


212.
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver. (joke-id:832)


213.
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A1: Forget the road, what was she doing out of the bedroom!?
A2: I don't know.
R: Neither did she. (joke-id:833)


214.
Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
A: She missed. (joke-id:834)


215.
Q: A blond going to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat?
A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. (joke-id:835)


216.
Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor?
A: By the ears. (joke-id:836)


217.
Q: How do you know a blond likes you?
A: She screws you two nights in a row. (joke-id:837)


218.
Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?
A: Her crayons are still sticky. (joke-id:838)


219.
Q: How does a blonde moonwalk?
A: She pulls down her panties and slides her ass along the floor! (joke-id:839)


220.
Q: WHY IS A BLONDE LIKE AUSTRALIA?
A: They're both down under, and no one cares. (joke-id:840)


221.
Q: How do you brainwash a blonde?
A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down. (joke-id:841)


222.
Q: How do you change a blonde's mind?
A1: Blow in her ear.
A2: Buy her another beer. (joke-id:842)


223.
Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?
A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! (joke-id:843)


224.
Q: HOW DO YOU KEEP A BLONDE BUSY ALL DAY?
A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. (joke-id:844)


225.
Q: HOW DID THE BLONDE DIE ICE FISHING?
A: She was run over by the zambonis machine. (joke-id:845)

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