176. Q: Why is aspirin white? A: You want it to work for you, don't you? (joke-id:2215) 177. Q: How do you make an Asian blind? A: Put them behind a windshield. (joke-id:2216) 178. Q: what's white and 9 inches long? A: Nothing. (joke-id:2217) 179. Q: whats black, 12 inches long, and has an asshole right behind it? A: Policeman's necktie. (joke-id:2218) 180. Q: What do you call a Jewish sauna? A: Auschwitz. (joke-id:2219) 181. Q: Why do blacks have bigger dicks than whites? A: Cause whites had toys when they were young. (joke-id:2220) 182. Q: What did god say when it made the first black man? A: Oops, burned that one (joke-id:2221) 183. Q: what did God say when he make the second nigger? A: Damn, burned another one. (joke-id:2222) 184. Q: What did God say when he made the third nigger? A: Man, I better stop this or i'm gonna really fuck up this world! (joke-id:2223) 185. Q: What do you call the dirt collected at the bottom of a woman's underwear? A: Clitty litter. (joke-id:2224) 186. Q: What's Red & Green and lies in the gutter??? A: Wounded Snot (joke-id:2225) 187. Q: What is red and climbs up the leg of a woman? A: A homesick abortion. (joke-id:2226) 188. Q: How do you keep black kids from jumping on your bed? A: Put velcro on the ceiling. (joke-id:2227) 189. Q: How do you get them down? A: Invite some Mexican kids over, give 'em baseball bats, and tell 'em it's a pinata party. (joke-id:2228) 190. Q: How do you babysit black kids? A: Wet their lips and stick 'em to the wall. (joke-id:2229) 191. Q: How do you get them down? A: Teach them to say, "Motherfucker." (joke-id:2230) 192. Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start! (joke-id:2231) 193. Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving. (joke-id:2232) 194. Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog. (joke-id:2233) 195. Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy. (joke-id:2234) 196. Q: What do have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand? A: Not enough sand. (joke-id:2235) 197. Q: How do you get a lawyer out of a tree? A: Cut the rope. (joke-id:2236) 198. Q: Do you know how to save a drowning laywer? A1: Take your foot off his head. A1: No. Good! (joke-id:2237) 199. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The bucket. (joke-id:2238) 200. Q: What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? A: When a busload of lawyers goes off a cliff. (joke-id:2239) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21   NEXT