151. Q: What do you find in the glove box of a lada? A: A bus timetable (joke-id:2190) 152. Q: Did you hear that MacDonalds is coming out with the MacJackson sandwich? A: It's a 4 inch weiner between 12 year old buns. (joke-id:2191) 153. Q: Why is it so stressful to have David Koresh's job? A: The burnout rate is very high. (joke-id:2192) 154. Q: What did the whore say right when Koresh was about to cum? A: Hold your FIRE!! (joke-id:2193) 155. Q: Why should we stop making David Koresh jokes? A: Because they're so INFLAMMATORY!!! (joke-id:2194) 156. Q: Why did the black guy wear a tuxedo to his vasectomy? A: Because if I's gonna be impotent, i wants to look impotent. (joke-id:2195) 157. Q: How did the pollock break his leg raking the leaves? A: He fell out of the tree. (joke-id:2196) 158. Q: How does Herpes leave the hospital? A: On crotches. (joke-id:2197) 159. Q: What's the sign of the second coming? A: A great white streak across the sky. (joke-id:2198) 160. Q: Why do some men name their penises? A: So that 80% of their decisions wouldn't be made by a total stranger! (joke-id:2199) 161. Q: Why are they having trouble finding a cure for AIDS? A: The scientist can't get the little mice to butt fuck. (joke-id:2200) 162. Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox? A: About 5 drinks. (joke-id:2201) 163. Q: Why don't blacks like blow jobs? A: They don't like any jobs. (joke-id:2202) 164. Q: What do you call two Vietnamese in a Trans Am? A: The Gooks of hazard. (joke-id:2203) 165. Q: What's the best thing to come out of a dick? A: The wrinkles. (joke-id:2204) 166. Q: Why did the guy call his dog herpes? A: Because he wouldn't heal. (joke-id:2205) 167. Q: What is the difference between a moose? A: It's got the same distance between both its' ears! (joke-id:2206) 168. Q: What's the fastest game in Northern Ireland? A: Pass the parcel. (joke-id:2207) 169. Q: What is the worst thing about eating vegetables? A: Putting them back into thier wheelchairs! (joke-id:2208) 170. Q: What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A: A dildo. (joke-id:2209) 171. Q: What do Tupperware and Walrus have in common? A: They both like a tightseal. (joke-id:2210) 172. Q: What's the last thing that goes through a bug's mind as it hits your windshield? A: It's asshole. (joke-id:2211) 173. Q: Why did the British ships come back from the Falklands full of sheep? A: Warbrides. (joke-id:2212) 174. Q: How was breakdancing formed? A: A couple of blacks were stealing hubcaps from moving cars. (joke-id:2213) 175. Q: Did you hear about the new line of protective condoms from Goodyear Tire? A: The brand name is going to be "Bobbit Steel-Belted Radial Condoms." (joke-id:2214) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21   NEXT