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14 May 2024

Jokes archive (blonde_qa)


151.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader. (joke-id:771)


152.
Q: What's a blondes' favourite rock group?
A: Air Supply. (joke-id:772)


153.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head. (joke-id:773)


154.
Q: Why do blondes drive VW's?
A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE! (joke-id:774)


155.
Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Monday mornings?
A: Tell them a joke on Friday night! (joke-id:775)


156.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes. (joke-id:776)


157.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager. (joke-id:777)


158.
Q: How did the dumb blonde break her leg raking leaves?
A: She fell out of the tree. (joke-id:778)


159.
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home. (joke-id:779)


160.
Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling?
A: A blonde electrician. (joke-id:780)


161.
Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
A1: So brunettes can remember them.
A2: Because blondes are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit.
A3: So men can understand them. (joke-id:781)


162.
Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde?
A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children! (joke-id:782)


163.
Q: What do you call a smart blonde?
A1: A golden retriever.
A2: A labrador.
A3: An indicator of a really bad hangover. (joke-id:783)


164.
Q: Why are blondes hurt by people's words?
A: Because people keep hitting them with dictionaries. (joke-id:784)


165.
Q: Why do blondes have periods?
A: They deserve them. (joke-id:785)


166.
Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally. (joke-id:786)


167.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob. (joke-id:787)


168.
Q: What did the blonde do when she got her period?
A: Looked around for the bastard that must have shot her? (joke-id:788)


169.
Q: Why did they call the blonde "twinkie"?
A: She liked to be filled with cream. (joke-id:789)


170.
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?
A: "Why, I just _love_ nuclear fission! What do you use for bait?" (joke-id:790)


171.
Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good. (joke-id:791)


172.
Q: How does a blonde hold her liquor?
A: By the ears. (joke-id:792)


173.
Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?
A: You find M&M shells all over the kitchen floor. (joke-id:793)


174.
Q: How do you drive a blonde crazy?
A: Give her a bag of M&Ms and tell her to alphabetise them. (joke-id:794)


175.
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory?
A: Proofreading. (joke-id:795)

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