126. Q: Why do Polacks appear jarred in the senses? A: 'Cause their parents gave birth to them standing up! (joke-id:2165) 127. Q: How do you stop five black guys raping a white woman? A: Throw them a basketball.... (joke-id:2166) 128. Q: What do you get when you cross a submarine with a tamborine? A: The Salvation Navy! (joke-id:2167) 129. Q: Did you hear about the naked jewish guy who went running into a wall with a hard on.... A: He broke his nose! (joke-id:2168) 130. Q: Why do black persons use mustard on their tootsie rolls? A: So they don't eat their fingers. (joke-id:2169) 131. Q: What did one strawberry say to the other strawberry? A: If you'd listen to me, we wouldn't be in this jam! (joke-id:2170) 132. Q: What do you call a black man wearing a suit in a tree? A: A branch manager. (joke-id:2171) 133. Q: Whats the definition of confusion for a black child? A: Fathers day. (joke-id:2172) 134. Q: If tarzan and jane were both black who would be the smarter? A: cheetah. (joke-id:2173) 135. Q: What do you call pollock with a 124 IQ? A: a village. (joke-id:2174) 136. Q: What's the difference between a black and a car tire? A: Tires don't sing when you put chains on them Q : What do a clitoris, a toilet seat and anniversaries have in common? A : Men forget about all of them. Q : How many male chauvinists does it take to tile a bathroom? A : It depends on how thinly you slice them. (joke-id:2175) 137. Q: what is hard, pink 40 centmeters long and 5 centmeters wide? A: nothing, if it was that big it would be black (joke-id:2176) 138. Q: What's the difference between a German Backpacker and a British BackPacker? A: About twenty metres of state forest. (joke-id:2177) 139. Q: In order to Austarlia, what do foreign backpackers need in addition to a passport? A: Dental Records (joke-id:2178) 140. Q: Whats 60 feet long and stinks of Piss ? A: A conga in an old peoples home (joke-id:2179) 141. Q: Why do cop cars have one blue and one red light? A: So the cops know which side of the car to get out of! (joke-id:2180) 142. Q: What's the difference between John Bobbitt and a hot dog? A: About six inches. (joke-id:2181) 143. Q: How did Captain Hook die? A: Jock Itch (joke-id:2182) 144. Q: what is old, fat, hairy and hangs out your underpants? A: your mother .... (joke-id:2183) 145. Q: What do you call a Gay Jewish Male? A: A Heblew... (joke-id:2184) 146. Q: What do you call a gay Irishman? A: A Gaylick (joke-id:2185) 147. Q: Why does a man have one more brain cell than a dog? A: So he doesn't hump your leg while he's dancing with you! (joke-id:2186) 148. Q: Whats pink and has 7 dints in it?? A: Snow Whites clit!!! (joke-id:2187) 149. Q: How do you separate the men from the boys in the catholic church? A: With a crowbar. (joke-id:2188) 150. Q: why did god give marines one more brain cell than a horse? A: so they wouldn't shit in the parades. (joke-id:2189) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21   NEXT