1201. Q: Did you hear about the blond skydiver? A: She missed the Earth! (joke-id:1821) 1202. Q: Did you hear about the blond who had two chances to get pregnant? A: She blew it both times! (joke-id:1822) 1203. Q: What do a moped and a blond have in common? A: They're both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one. (joke-id:1823) 1204. Q: How do you know when a blond's been in your frige? A: Lipstick on the cucumbers! (joke-id:1824) 1205. Q: What do a blonde and an instant lottery ticket have in common? A: All you have to do is scratch the box to win (joke-id:1825) 1206. Q: Why are blondes so sexually promiscuous? A: Who cares (joke-id:1826) 1207. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and an inflatable doll? A: About 2 cans of hair spray (joke-id:1827) 1208. Q: What's the quickest way to get into a blondes pants? A: Pick them up off the floor (joke-id:1828) 1209. Q: What did the Blonde get on her A.C.T.? A: Nail polish! (Appendix: For those of you who are Brits, the A.C.T. is a College entrance examination. Highest score possible is 36. Average is about 18-20, I think.) (Visual Joke) (joke-id:1829) 1210. Q: What did the blonde say when she tried driving stick for the first time? A: "How do you shift this thing?" (you make jacking off motions) (joke-id:1830) 1211. Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden. (joke-id:1831) 1212. Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag? A: One. (joke-id:1832) 1213. Q: What's the difference between a lesbian finger-fucking a blonde and a Schwinn at the side of the road? A: One's a bike in a ditch, and the other's . . . . (joke-id:1833) 1214. Q: What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon? A: Far-from-thinkin (joke-id:1834) 1215. Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna. (joke-id:1835) 1216. Q: What happened to the blonde tap dancer? A: She slipped off and fell down the drain. (joke-id:1836) 1217. Q: Why do blondes occupy about 90% of the net bandwidth? A: Because they keep accidentally deleting their copies of the Blonde Joke List. (joke-id:1837) 1218. Q: What is the irritating part around a blonde's vagina? A1: The Blonde! A2: The other guys waiting their turn. (joke-id:1838) 1219. Q: What did the blonde say when asked if she'd ever been picked up by 'the fuzz'? A: 'No. But I've been swung around by the tits.' (joke-id:1839) 1220. Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios? A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!" (joke-id:1840) 1221. Q: What did the blonde name her pet zebra? A: Spot. (joke-id:1841) 1222. Q: What's a blonds' favourite rock group? A: Air Supply. (joke-id:1842) 1223. Q: Whats black and fuzzy and hangs from the ceiling ? A: A blond electrician (joke-id:1843) 1224. Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short? A1: So brunettes can remember them. A2: Because blonds are so SHALLOW a long joke wouldn't fit. (joke-id:1844) 1225. Q: Why wasn't the Virgin Mary a blonde ???? A: She wouldn't have been old enough to bear children! (joke-id:1845) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT