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Jokes archive (blonde_qa)


1176.
Q: Why did God create brunettes?
A: Neither could the blondes. (joke-id:1796)


1177.
Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?
A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides. (joke-id:1797)


1178.
Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch?
A: To turn the blinker off. (joke-id:1798)


1179.
Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car?
A: She saw "911" on the back and thought it was a Porsche. (joke-id:1799)


1180.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?
A: To see what was on the other side. (joke-id:1800)


1181.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veternarian?
A: Because she loved children. (joke-id:1801)


1182.
Q: Why did the blond take her typewriter to the doctor ??
A: She thought it was pregnant becaus missed a period. (joke-id:1802)


1183.
Q: Why did they call the blond twinkie?
A: She liked to be filled with cream. (joke-id:1803)


1184.
Q: Why did the blonde go half way to Norway and then turn around and come home?
A: It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television. (joke-id:1804)


1185.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just dyed her hair. (joke-id:1805)


1186.
Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?
A: She'd just blow dried her hair and she didn't want it blown around too much. (joke-id:1806)


1187.
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?
A: Because it kept falling out. (joke-id:1807)


1188.
Q: Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only 6 months?
A: Because on the box it said From 2-4 years. (joke-id:1808)


1189.
Q: Why aren't there many blonde gymnasts?
A: Because when they do the splits, they stick to the floor. (joke-id:1809)


1190.
Q: WHATS THE DIFFERANCE BETWEEN A FRIDGE AND A FANNY?
A: A FRIDGE DOSN'T FART WHEN YOU TAKE THE MEAT OUT. (joke-id:1810)


1191.
Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Ask her to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms. (joke-id:1811)


1192.
Q: Why does it work?
A: "Does 3 come before E, between M and W, or at the end?" (joke-id:1812)


1193.
Q: Why did the blonde call the welfare office?
A: She wanted to know how to cook food stamps! (joke-id:1813)


1194.
Q: What is the blonde's favorite potato chip?
A: Free-to-lay (Frito-Lay). (joke-id:1814)


1195.
Q: What is the blonde's favorite battery?
A: Ever-ready. (joke-id:1815)


1196.
Q: What is blond, brunette, blond, brunette, ....?
A: A blond doing cartwheels. (joke-id:1816)


1197.
Q: What is the connection between a blonde and a halogen headlamp?
A: They both get screwed on the front of a Ford Escort. (joke-id:1817)


1198.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon?
A: A vacant possession. (joke-id:1818)


1199.
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers license ?
A: She wasn't used to the front seat! (joke-id:1819)


1200.
Q: Why did she finally pass her test?
A: She took the examiner with her (joke-id:1820)

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