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Jokes archive (blonde_qa)


1151.
Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common?
A: They're both empty from the neck up. (joke-id:1771)


1152.
Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?
A: They both wriggle when you eat them. (joke-id:1772)


1153.
Q: What do peroxide blonds and black men have in common?
A: They both have black roots. (joke-id:1773)


1154.
Q: What does a blonde owl say?
A: What, what? (joke-id:1774)


1155.
Q: What do you call a zit on a blonde's ass?
A: A brain tumor. (joke-id:1775)


1156.
Q: What do you get when you turn 3 blondes upside-down?
A: Two brunettes. (joke-id:1776)


1157.
Q: What do a blonde and Presdient Gorbachev have in common?
A: They both got fucked by 10 men whilst on holiday. (joke-id:1777)


1158.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and President Gorbachev?
A: He knows who the ten men were. (joke-id:1778)


1159.
Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?
A1: 10. One to mix the dough and nine to peel the smarties.
A2: Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit. (joke-id:1779)


1160.
Q: What did the blonde's mum say to her before the blonde's date.
A: If you're not in bed by 12, come home. (joke-id:1780)


1161.
Q: What's the Blonde's cheer?
A: " I'm blonde, I'm blonde, I'm B.L.O.N....ah, oh well.. I'm blonde, I'm blonde, yea yea yea..." (joke-id:1781)


1162.
Q: Why did the blonde cross the road?
A: Never mind that! What was she doing out of the bedroom?!? R: I don't know.
A: Neither did she. (joke-id:1782)


1163.
Q: Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?
A: To see what was on the other side. (joke-id:1783)


1164.
Q: Why did the blonde have a sore navel?
A: Because her boyfriend was also blond! (joke-id:1784)


1165.
Q: Why did they stop doing the "WAVE" at BYU?
A: Too many blondes were drowning. (joke-id:1785)


1166.
Q: Why did Bush want to send blondes with PMS over to Iraq?
A: They're mad enough to kill and they can retain water. (joke-id:1786)


1167.
Q: Why did the blonde fail at being a prostitute?
A: Because she gave blow-jobs literally. (joke-id:1787)


1168.
Q: Why did the blonde smile when she walked the marriage aisle?
A: She realized she gave her last blowjob. (joke-id:1788)


1169.
Q: Why do blondes give such good blowjobs?
A: Because that's what they train for all their lives. (joke-id:1789)


1170.
Q: Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach?
A: So her male would get delivered to the right box. (joke-id:1790)


1171.
Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?
A: From crawling across the street when the sign said "DON'T WALK". (joke-id:1791)


1172.
Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?
A: In case she locks the keys in her car. (joke-id:1792)


1173.
Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. (joke-id:1793)


1174.
Q: Why did the deaf blonde sit on a newspaper?
A: So she could lip read. (joke-id:1794)


1175.
Q: Why did God create blondes?
A: Because sheep can't bring beer from the fridge. (joke-id:1795)

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