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Jokes archive (blonde_qa)


1126.
Q: What do you call 15 blondes in a circle?
A: A dope ring. (joke-id:1746)


1127.
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?
A: Divorcee' (joke-id:1747)


1128.
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant. (joke-id:1748)


1129.
Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning?
A: A visitor. (joke-id:1749)


1130.
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
A: Gifted! (joke-id:1750)


1131.
Q: What do you call a blonde with a dollar on the top of their head?
A: All you can eat, under a buck. (joke-id:1751)


1132.
Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?
A: An interpreter. (joke-id:1752)


1133.
Q: What do you call a blond with a bag of sugar on her head ?
A: Sweet Fuck All... (joke-id:1753)


1134.
Q: What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?
A: Bobbing for Bimbos. (joke-id:1754)


1135.
Q: What do you call 20 blondes in a freezer?
A: Frosted Flakes. (joke-id:1755)


1136.
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head?
A: A Space Invader. (joke-id:1756)


1137.
Q: What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case?
A: Branch Manager. (joke-id:1757)


1138.
Q: What do you call a smart blond?
A1: A golden retriever.
A2: An indicator of a really bad hangover. (joke-id:1758)


1139.
Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde?
A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver. (joke-id:1759)


1140.
Q: What do you see when you look into a blonde's eyes?
A: The back of her head. (joke-id:1760)


1141.
Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a gorilla?
A: Who knows, there is only so much a gorilla can be forced to do... (joke-id:1761)


1142.
Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes?
A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks. (joke-id:1762)


1143.
Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette?
A: Artificial intelligence. (joke-id:1763)


1144.
Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common?
A: You don't know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you. (joke-id:1764)


1145.
Q: What do you do when a blonde throes a hand grenade at you?
A: Pull the pin and throw it back. (joke-id:1765)


1146.
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?
A1: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutter.
A2: You can pick them up, stick your fingers in them, and throw them in the gutter and they'll always come back. (joke-id:1766)


1147.
Q: What does a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive?
A: Her ankles. (joke-id:1767)


1148.
Q: What do you say to a Blonde that won't give in?
A: "Have another beer." (joke-id:1768)


1149.
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
A1: Thanks Guys.
A2: Are you boys all in the same band?
A3: Do you guys all play for the (..............)? insert team name here. (joke-id:1769)


1150.
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common?
A: The more you bang it the looser it gets. (joke-id:1770)

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