1101. Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde? A: Butter is difficult to spread. (joke-id:1721) 1102. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and "The Titanic"? A: They know how many men went down on "The Titanic". (joke-id:1722) 1103. Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and Bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has been spotted. (joke-id:1723) 1104. Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won't follow you around for a week. (joke-id:1724) 1105. Q: What do you say to a blonde with no arms and no legs? A: "Nice tits!" (joke-id:1725) 1106. Q: What does a blonde make best for dinner? A: Reservations. (joke-id:1726) 1107. Q: What do Darren Millane (Collingwood footballer killed in a recent car crash) and a blonde have in common? A: Put either of 'em in a car and their fucked. (joke-id:1727) 1108. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning? A: Pack their lunch and send them to work. (joke-id:1728) 1109. Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth? A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine? (joke-id:1729) 1110. Q: What do blondes and cow-pats have in common? A: They both get easier to pick-up with age. (joke-id:1730) 1111. Q: What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is on? A: It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. It's on. It's off. (joke-id:1731) 1112. Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? A1: They both have a black box. A2: Both have a cockpit. (joke-id:1732) 1113. Q: What do you get when you offer a blonde a penny for her thoughts? A: Change. (joke-id:1733) 1114. Q: What does a blonde say if you blow in his/her ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!" (joke-id:1734) 1115. Q: What do blondes do after they comb their hair? A: They pull up their pants. (joke-id:1735) 1116. Q: What do you call a skeleton in the closet with blonde hair? A: Last years hide and go seek winner. (joke-id:1736) 1117. Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar. (joke-id:1737) 1118. Q: What do you call five blondes at the bottom of the pool? A: Air bubbles. (joke-id:1738) 1119. Q: What do you call a room full of women, half with PMS, half with yeast infections? A: A whine and cheese party! (joke-id:1739) 1120. Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not for a zillion f*cks, 4 f*cks! (joke-id:1740) 1121. Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste. (joke-id:1741) 1122. Q: What do you call 4 blondes lying on the ground? A: An air mattress. (joke-id:1742) 1123. Q: What do you call a dumb blonde behind a steering wheel? A: An Air Bag. (joke-id:1743) 1124. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block. (joke-id:1744) 1125. Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear? A: A wind tunnel. (joke-id:1745) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT