1076. Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink? A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash vegetables! (joke-id:1696) 1077. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch as much as they can that is over their heads. (joke-id:1697) 1078. Q: Why don't blondes double recipes? A: The oven doesn't go to 700 degrees. (joke-id:1698) 1079. Q: Why don't blondes make good pharmacists? A: They can't get the bottle into the typewriter. (joke-id:1699) 1080. Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A1: They can't remember the number. A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons. (joke-id:1700) 1081. Q: Why do blondes always die before help arrives? A: They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1". (joke-id:1701) 1082. Q: Why don't blondes eat bananas? A: They can't find the zipper. (joke-id:1702) 1083. Q: Why don't blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts? A: Cause their balls show! (joke-id:1703) 1084. Q: Why don't blonds breast feed? A: Because they always burn their niples. (joke-id:1704) 1085. Q: Why don't blondes use vibrators? A: They chip their teeth. (joke-id:1705) 1086. Q: Why don't blondes eat Jello? A: They can't figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages. (joke-id:1706) 1087. Q: Why don't blondes eat pickles? A: Because they can't get their head in the jar. (joke-id:1707) 1088. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A1: Introduces themself. A2: Walks home. (joke-id:1708) 1089. Q: What's the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. (joke-id:1709) 1090. Q: What is the worst thing about sex with a blond? A: Bucket seats. (joke-id:1710) 1091. Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex? A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate? (joke-id:1711) 1092. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: "What's a lightbulb?" A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!" (joke-id:1712) 1093. Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!" (joke-id:1713) 1094. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a 747? A: Not everyone has been in a 747 (joke-id:1714) 1095. Q: What do you call a blonde touching her toes? A: A brunette with bad breath. (joke-id:1715) 1096. Q: Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde are walking down the street when they spot a $10 bill. Who picks it up? A: The dumb blonde! because, there is no such thing as Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, or a smart blonde. A2: None of them, two don't exist and the dumb blonde thought it was a gum wrapper. (joke-id:1716) 1097. Q: If a blonde and a brunette are tossed off a building, who hits the ground first? A: The brunette. The blonde has to stop to ask for directions. (joke-id:1717) 1098. Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up! (joke-id:1718) 1099. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a Porsche? A: You don't lend the Porsche out to your friend. (joke-id:1719) 1100. Q: What's the difference between a blond and an ice cream cone? A: Ice cream cones don't lick back. (joke-id:1720) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT