1051. Q: Why do blonde's find it difficult to marry? A: Because you don't have to marry them for sex! (joke-id:1671) 1052. Q: Why do blondes have legs? A1: So they don't get stuck to the ground. A2: To get between the bedroom and the kitchen. A3: So they don't leave trails, like little snails. (joke-id:1672) 1053. Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? A: So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo. A2: So they don't shit everywhere when you pull their tits. (joke-id:1673) 1054. Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs? A: Because they can spell it. (joke-id:1674) 1055. Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm? A: *Who cares?* (joke-id:1675) 1056. Q: Why do blondes have periods? A: They deserve them (joke-id:1676) 1057. Q: Why do blondes have big bellybuttons? A: From dating blonde men. (joke-id:1677) 1058. Q: What does a blonde and a tampon have in common? A: They're both stuck up c*nts! (joke-id:1678) 1059. Q: Why do blondes wear tampons? A: Because crabs like Bungie Jumping too. (joke-id:1679) 1060. Q: Why do blondes drive VW's A: Because they can't spell PORSCHE!! (joke-id:1680) 1061. Q: Why do blondes put their hair in ponytails? A: To cover up the valve stem. (joke-id:1681) 1062. Q: Why do blonds have square boobs? A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box. (joke-id:1682) 1063. Q: Why do Blondes take the pill? A: So they know what day of the week it is. (joke-id:1683) 1064. Q: But why do brunettes take the pill ? A: Wishful Thinking. (joke-id:1684) 1065. Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shoes? A: Toes go in first. (joke-id:1685) 1066. Q: Why do Blondes have TGIF on their shirts? A: Tits go in front. (joke-id:1686) 1067. Q: Why do blondes like tilt steering? A: More head room. (joke-id:1687) 1068. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room. (joke-id:1688) 1069. Q: Why do blonds have orgasms ? A: So they know when to stop having sex ! (joke-id:1689) 1070. Q: Why do blondes wear underwear? A: They make good ankle warmers. (joke-id:1690) 1071. Q: Why do Blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax now in effect in Canada) A: Because they can spell it. (joke-id:1691) 1072. Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus G.S.T. (joke-id:1692) 1073. Q: Why do blondes wear green lipstick? A: Because red means stop. (joke-id:1693) 1074. Q: Why do blondes wear red lipstick? A: Because red means "Stop, wrong hole." (joke-id:1694) 1075. Q: Why do blondes wear hoop earings? A: They have to have some place to rest their ankles. (joke-id:1695) BACK  1  2  3  4  5  6  7  8  9  10  11  12  13  14  15  16  17  18  19  20  21  22  23  24  25  26  27  28  29  30  31  32  33  34  35  36  37  38  39  40  41  42  43  44  45  46  47  48  49  50  51  52   NEXT