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Jokes archive (blonde_qa)


1026.
Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?
A: The prostitute says "Aren't you done yet?" The nympho says "Are you done already?" The blonde says "Beige...I think I'll paint the ceiling beige." (joke-id:1646)


1027.
Q: What's the difference between Indiana and a blonde?
A: A blonde has larger hills and deeper valleys. (joke-id:1647)


1028.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?
A: You don't let your best friend borrow your toothbrush. (joke-id:1648)


1029.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a shower?
A: A shower has to be turned on to get wet. (joke-id:1649)


1030.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and your job?
A: Your job still sucks after 6 months. (joke-id:1650)


1031.
Q: What's the difference between a blond having her period and a terrorist?
A: You can negotiate with a terrorist. (joke-id:1651)


1032.
Q: What is the difference between a blond and a toilet?
A: A toilet won't follow you around after you use it. (joke-id:1652)


1033.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a rooster?
A: In the morning a rooster says, "Cock'll-doodl-doooo", while a blonde says, "Any-cock'll-doooo." (joke-id:1653)


1034.
Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a limousine?
A: Not everybody has been in a limo. (joke-id:1654)


1035.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?
A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.
A2: You can't fit the blonde in the bowling ball.
A3: There is no difference. They're both round and have three holes to poke. A4: You don't eat your bowling ball (joke-id:1655)


1036.
Q: What is the difference between a blonde and the Grand Old Duke of York?
A: The Grand Old Duke of York only 'had' 10000 men. (joke-id:1656)


1037.
Q: What's the difference between a pit bull and a blonde with PMS?
A: Lipstick. (joke-id:1657)


1038.
Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?
A: You can park in the handicap zone. (joke-id:1658)


1039.
Q: Why is a blonde like a turtle?
A: They both get fucked up when they're on their back. (joke-id:1659)


1040.
Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?
A: It takes too long to retrain them. (joke-id:1660)


1041.
Q: Why does NASA hire peroxide blondes?
A: They're doing research on black holes. (joke-id:1661)


1042.
Q: Why does a blonde insist on him wearing a condom?
A: So she can have a doggie bag for later. (joke-id:1662)


1043.
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby's diapers every month?
A: Because it says right on it "good for up to 20 pounds." (joke-id:1663)


1044.
Q: Why do blondes have see-through lunch box lids?
A1: So they know if it is morning or afternoon.
A2: So that when they're on the train they can tell if they're going to work or coming home. (joke-id:1664)


1045.
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes??
A: Because they can understand them. (joke-id:1665)


1046.
Q: Why do blondes like lightning?
A: They think someone is taking their picture. (joke-id:1666)


1047.
Q: Why do blondes always drink with straws?
A: Practice. (joke-id:1667)


1048.
Q: Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?
A: Finger on chin-I don't know. Hits forehead-Oh I get it! (joke-id:1668)


1049.
Q: Why do blondes have little holes all over their faces?
A: From eating with forks. (joke-id:1669)


1050.
Q: Why do blondes have more fun?
A: Because they don't know any better. *
A: They are easier to keep amused. (joke-id:1670)

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